Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[4a6c1]

But but the taco wants to get ate. Eaten. Eated.

[diethx]

Too many beer. Colin Kaepernick is a punk.

[leifastagsweed]

Haha. <3! I laugh because I'm still struggling with it occaisonally as well. Lucky for me I attend a large university so at random I can interrogate young children (my classmates) who I presume were born with cell phones in their hands "how do I do this thing with my phone??".

I frowned today because:

I get in fast lanes to go fast but every lane I get in slows down.
I get in slow lane to eat a street taco while I drive and everyone wants to go 80.
WHY.

That's what you get for eating delicious Tex-Mex tacos!!!

But not really. You know I'm just jealous.

[Delias]

Someone called off of work and I have to cover tomorrow... which means canceling plans with my friend Jess for the fifth time in a row. I am the worst friend ever.

[4a6c1]

That's what you get for eating delicious Tex-Mex tacos!!!

But not really. You know I'm just jealous.

I know you are! Those street tacos are the bomb.

Motherfuckin frown: I just smashed my finger in a sliding door that must have been greased with camel lard for all the ease that it obliterated MY DIGIT.

[subzero]

Flags for hitting a 'defenseless receiver' piss me off in general, but even more-so when one team catches two flags and another gets 0 for doing the same thing. They need to get rid of that shit. I'd almost like to see defenses just refuse to tackle a QB or WR after he's caught the ball. For QBs, get in their face, wave your hands around, and if you want to make an effort to 'tackle' him, pull the towel from his waist or touch him with two hands and look to the ref for the whistle. Just let receivers go if they catch the ball, fuck it. Don't wanna hurt anybody.

[TheEschaton]

Someone called off of work and I have to cover tomorrow... which means canceling plans with my friend Jess for the fifth time in a row. I am the worst friend ever.

Is she hot? I'll make plans with her.

[Paradii]

Too many beer. Colin Kaepernick is a punk.

Don't be talking 'bout by boy Colin. I used to see him around campus his last year in Reno, and he was always very nice. As opposed to the jerkwad Flacco, I used to see him around at the bars where I got my undergrad, and he was bit of a douche.

That's right folks, I went to school with both of the starting quarterbacks in this superbowl. Dudes line up on the left for high fives, ladies on the right for make out sessions.

[4a6c1]

Is she hot? I'll make plans with her.

An indian ryan gosling says: "Hey girl. You want to go raid with me girl?"

I couldn't find a good meme.

[Delias]

Is she hot? I'll make plans with her.

Cute, sexy, and very smart. She's teaching and working on her doctorate at the chicago school of psychology in ABA. She's the most logical woman I've ever met. She's awesome.