Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[4a6c1]

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[Some Rogue]

I just saw a spider spinning his way down a web right in front of my monitor as I'm typing, before I can react he lands on my keyboard and crawls inside

I haven't seen it come out yet so I don't know if I crushed him with my typing or he's just laying in wait for me to rest my fingers on the keys for too long...

I just turned my keyboard upside down and used some compressed air and the spider didn't come out. Someone come kill this spider for me!

He's living on the crumbs from your Cheetos and Doritos stuck in the keyboard. He's going to be the size of a car by morning. Sorry.

[Tgo01]

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He's living on the crumbs from your Cheetos and Doritos stuck in the keyboard. He's going to be the size of a car by morning. Sorry.

[4a6c1]

Sorry Terrence. I'm overly thrilled that Americas spiders have decided to target someone new.

[TheEschaton]

Question is whether we'll call this spider's actions terrorism come tomorrow.

[Some Rogue]

Question is whether we'll call this spider's actions terrorism come tomorrow.

It obviously depends on if it's brown or not.

[Tgo01]

Question is whether we'll call this spider's actions terrorism come tomorrow.

I'm calling it terrorism right now! And it was a brown spider!

Okay really it was black, same thing though really.

[4a6c1]

You have discovered a cell of black spiders. A nuke may be necessary.

[Delias]

You have discovered a cell of black spiders. A nuke may be necessary.

I suggest hitting 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[diethx]

The last 15 posts in this thread have made me giggle like a fucking school girl.

I suggest hitting 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Especially this one.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one here who's a pussy wimpy girl when it comes to spiders.