You're alive!
More pantsless? Have I posted any? Although, it breaks my heart to be the bearer of bad news, I cannot be a part of the penis thread part deuce.
I wouldn't want to cause all of the PC's marriages and relationships to end, in addition to a mass exodus to the biggest little city in a vain attempt to track me down and mount me vigorously. I fear that many a cervix would be ravaged.