Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Tgo01]

I'm starting to feel self conscious for knowing little to nothing about football. I don't understand how I got to this age and never learned the basics or even watched a game. Every weekend I frown about this!

How do you live in Texas and not know anything about football?

Even Sheldon knows all about football because he grew up in Texas and he hates the sport.

[4a6c1]

^Yeah.

[Androidpk]

Rojo: "Damn that point guard just got a sweet homerun!"

Rojo's BF: ...........

[Tgo01]

[Androidpk]

"Tier 1 friendship request"

[4a6c1]

Rojo: "Damn that point guard just got a sweet homerun!"

Rojo's BF: ...........

Pretty much!

[Suppressed Poet]

Apparently Off brand repelent and DDT are NOT the same thing. That was what my dad called it and I guess I use those same words incorrectly.

The soccer coach's wife sent me a text that Mosquitos are still bad. I texted not to worry about my son as I still spray him with DDT. She went on and on about how bad of a carcogen that is and that it is illegal. When I told her it was Off, she still suggested I use some other organic product. What a nut...

[Suppressed Poet]

So many moms are irrationaly concerned about the west nile virus. They sprayed the entire city by plane about a month ago. At this point I think you have the same odds of getting effed by a sea lion on LBJ Freeway as you do contracting that virus.

[4a6c1]

Dallas right? At one point you guys had 33 cases in the beltway?

[iJin]

Fucking homework is fucking shit goddamit. Fuck. Honestly. I just want food and 2 Broke Girls to come on, then drift to sleep, get my new phone tomorrow and get Resident Evil. Shit ass.