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    At 1Million USD you too can own this machine!
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    Me: Hello?
    User: Hi. I'm in Mr. (XXXX's) office and I am trying to get into his email because I have to send something for him, but nothing is working. The screen is black and the mouse isn't working.
    Me: Is the monitor turned on?
    User: There is a little button on the monitor and it's lit. Does that mean it's on?
    Me: Is the light orange or green?
    User: It's orange.
    Me: That means the monitor is powered on, but the laptop is most likely turned off or in hibernation mode. Press the power button on the docking station.
    User: What is the docking station?
    Me: It's what the laptop snaps into. What the keyboard and mouse and monitor are plugged into.
    User: Ok. I pressed it and nothing happened.
    Me: Ok, let's try opening up the laptop and turning the power on from there.
    User: Um, I can't.
    Me: Why not?
    User: He took his laptop with him today.
    Me: <silence>
    User: Hello?
    Me: So... you are trying to get onto his laptop, but the laptop isn't there because he took it with him.
    User: Yes. Does that mean I can't use the keyboard and mouse to get into his email?
    Me: Well, if the laptop isn't there, you can't get onto the laptop.
    User: Uh, oh. Ok.
    PB: One day you'll need this number: 988.

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    Ahahahahaha.

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    You know you've been in the business too long when you can anticipate the stupidity about to come out of a caller's mouth.
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    D TEAM UNITE! YOUR HEAD CHEERLEADER IS CALLING, HIS ATTEMPTED RESCUE OF THEe IS FAILING.

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    Would love to know which brain dead idiot at fox/ap thought it would be a good idea to do this.

    Fox News, AP Reveal Identity Of Navy SEAL Writing Bin Laden Tell-All


    For the grey repper, get some mental health help ASAP, you truly do need it.
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    Thread: Thread for things that blew your mind today.
    You have been in the call center business too long? Am confused by your post. I thought you were an attorney. Tisket
    Don't know if this is a troll or even from Tisket - but I was responding to the post two above mine, #742.
    A.M.D.G.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gan View Post
    D TEAM UNITE! YOUR HEAD CHEERLEADER IS CALLING, HIS ATTEMPTED RESCUE OF THEe IS FAILING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheEschaton View Post
    Don't know if this is a troll or even from Tisket - but I was responding to the post two above mine, #742.
    Although I have been called a troll, that was from me. And I know what post you were referencing in your post but it still sounds like you have experience in a call center, just from the phrasing you used. Not that there is anything wrong with call center work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    Although I have been called a troll, that was from me. And I know what post you were referencing in your post but it still sounds like you have experience in a call center, just from the phrasing you used. Not that there is anything wrong with call center work...
    TheE is Indian, of course he has lots of experience in call centers.

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    I don't know what I just saw, but I know I cannot unsee it.



    It is NSFW, but it is allowed up on Youtube, so it isn't TOO racy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    I don't know what I just saw, but I know I cannot unsee it.
    Saw this a while back. The animator is supposedly a French prodigy.

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