Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Androidpk]

I went back in time and gave the warning to Condoleezza Rice and she was like bitch please...

Also, I'm older than Rojo? I don't know if that makes me happy, sad, or indifferent.

[4a6c1]

You should feel extreme panic, punctuated by frantic face slapping. Maybe some interludes of delusional but calm rambling and then bees. Bees everywhere, not seen but heard.

[Stanley Burrell]

I went back in time and gave the warning to Condoleezza Rice and she was like bitch please...

Also, I'm older than Rojo? I don't know if that makes me happy, sad, or indifferent.

Hm, well, you should probably feel a sense of extreme panic, then a few slaps to the face. Probably some bees flying around you. That kind of thing.

[Rinualdo]

I met a really sweet man. Very serious, grounded, interesting. Able to hold long conversations on a variety of issues.

First date: he wears a polo shirt with broad horizontal stripes of alternating orange and royal blue.

Bright ass shirt alert! What did you say? Sorry, I missed it because PRIMARY COLORS.

His AshleyMadison profile didn't say anything about primary colors?

[Showal]

I have been gradually training my cat to use the toilet this week. Guess who took his first piss in the toilet. Like a sir.

[diethx]

I have been gradually training my cat to use the toilet this week. Guess who took his first piss in the toilet. Like a sir.

Can he flush too?

[ravashaak]

Can he flush too?

I can see the ginormous water bill now, once the cat figures out how to entertain itself...

[diethx]

AHAHAHA. That's what you get for teaching your cat to use the toilet.

[Lady Lightning]

How old was he when you started teaching him?

[4a6c1]

His AshleyMadison profile didn't say anything about primary colors?

I don't like what you're implying!!!!!! (read: I'm going to pretend this is a recommendation for a website based on your own experience! Thanks Rinualdo!)