Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[WRoss]

I got dumped because she liked me too much. I was changing her life decisions. Not sure if I dodged a bullet or lost a great one....

[Delias]

I got dumped because she liked me too much. I was changing her life decisions. Not sure if I dodged a bullet or lost a great one....

Well, I'm pretty sure she tried to have you killed, first. I mean, getting hit by a car and then getting dumped? Coincidence? Not a chance.

Also, hope life stops sucking for you very soon.

[Androidpk]

I met a really sweet man. Very serious, grounded, interesting. Able to hold long conversations on a variety of issues.

First date: he wears a polo shirt with broad horizontal stripes of alternating orange and royal blue.

Bright ass shirt alert! What did you say? Sorry, I missed it because PRIMARY COLORS.

I got dumped because she liked me too much. I was changing her life decisions. Not sure if I dodged a bullet or lost a great one....

Hmmm...

[WRoss]

Rojo is a liberal commy pinko. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

[Delias]

Rojo is a liberal commy pinko. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Coincidentally, that's what it would take for her to feel the sensation.

[4a6c1]

Icky. Rojo is TOO OLD.

ftfy

[WRoss]

ftfy

I don't think you're that much older than me. Plus, I tend to date older women anyway. Crazy, huh?!

[4a6c1]

Facts are not relevant. This is the internet.

[Androidpk]

Rojo just turned 18 and wears nothing but tight sweaters and mini-skirts. Fact.

[4a6c1]

2000, so nice to see you again.

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