Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Delias]

My wife made the decision to save the life of a neighborhood cat at the expense of her bumper by cleverly driving into a ditch at 6 a.m.

Thank goodness, though- a new cat from the pound would have cost me like 200 bucks whereas damage to a car I owe money on is just fine. Wait, the opposite of that.

Anyway, it's a good thing her car is so tiny- the damp of the morning made it difficult to get her tires moving on the cinder blocks and boards I had in the shed, so I mostly had to wrestle the fucker out of the ditch with adrenaline. It's a good thing I have an appointment to check my back for a problem with one of my discs on the 6th, because if I didn't have a hernia before I probably have one now.

Hurray for people who let their cats wander the neighborhood.

[DCSL]

Bing.com has a newish commercial they're playing before movies. Just a bunch of pictures and videos flashing by, as far as I remember. But the song in the background had a jazz singer over an electronic beat and I cannot find the goddamn song. The internet has failed me. And bing.com is an asshole and hasn't released the artist.

[Ryvicke]

Bing.com has a newish commercial they're playing before movies. Just a bunch of pictures and videos flashing by, as far as I remember. But the song in the background had a jazz singer over an electronic beat and I cannot find the goddamn song. The internet has failed me. And bing.com is an asshole and hasn't released the artist.

If you saw the same one I saw before Hunger Games it's this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo

[DCSL]

If you saw the same one I saw before Hunger Games it's this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo

I owe you a hug the next time I see you. Or a drink. Yeah.. a drink.

[Ryvicke]

I owe you a hug the next time I see you. Or a drink. Yeah.. a drink.

Fuck that, I will force you into lush physical contact of the intensity and scope that will require Sherwin to post under your handle and for you to wolverine swipe my face.

[DCSL]

Fuck that, I will force you into lush physical contact of the intensity and scope that will require Sherwin to post under your handle and for you to wolverine swipe my face.

Boy, are you threatening me?!


... it's a good threat.

[DCSL]

I cracked the screen on the laptop I JUST got in December a week ago and I used the opportunity to upgrade to a slightly better one. Just got an email that they canceled my order because they no longer have the one I wanted. Poop.

[diethx]

I had a really good interview today but I'm frowning because I'm worried I'll be offered the job. It was a referral from my current boss (one of his clients) but I'm not sure I like how the job sounds... even though the owner is pretty cool and charismatic and seems like he'd be a decent guy to work for. How stupid is that, to be worried about getting a job offer, especially in this market.

[Latrinsorm]

Forgot my foundation.

[AnticorRifling]

Forgot my foundation.

Probably left it next to your BALLS.