I had to pay for wifi. I feel like I was sodomized by Laguardia.
I got that job, by the way
Work called me just as I was laying down to sleep to ask if I would work a 2nd shift. (Of course I say yes, it's OT.) Had to park in the farthest back corner of the parking lot. After work, my car was covered in bird shit.
The bill changer at the car wash on the way home ate my dollar. I went to a different car wash. Now I try to get a 4 hour nap and do it all again.
Nose hairs.
I turned 30 Saturday, now I have nose hairs.
What the fuck?
Waking up at too-early-o'clock because my gastrointestinal fuck-shit-son-of-a-bitch motherfucker-ing excuse of digestive system can't handle a few cartons of shrimp and lobster sauce. Red China has won. Joke's on them since the porcelain was made in China.
Originally Posted by Anticor
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell