Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Delias]

That sucks, how long did it last?

The blindness lasted about half an hour, the headache started after that and lasted until... well from about 9am to 2:30pm or so.

Edit: I still have a headache, but it's not debilitating anymore.

[DCSL]

I had that shit in high school. I couldn't function in class because I was almost blind so I kept having to go home. They stopped when I moved out of New Jersey, where I was completely miserable, so I think it was psychological for me. I hope you feel better without having to move.

[Delias]

I had that shit in high school. I couldn't function in class because I was almost blind so I kept having to go home. They stopped when I moved out of New Jersey, where I was completely miserable, so I think it was psychological for me. I hope you feel better without having to move.

Thanks. I am under a lot of stress right now, so hopefully they will clear up when things calm down.

[Androidpk]

So you're saying it's true, you really do go blind from masturbating too much.

[Delias]

So you're saying it's true, you really do go blind from masturbating too much.

Pretty sure I would have crossed that threshold a long, long time ago.

[4a6c1]

Who names a storm Ophelia? That is some morbid creepy shit right there.

[Delias]

Today I brought home 10 fish for my son's birthday aquarium. Thus far I am down a neon tetra and a sunburst platy. Stop fucking dying, bastard fish. The water temperature is right in the center of your range, the tank was conditioned and filtered for like 72 hours, and I made sure to give you time in the baggy to adapt to the water temperature. Quit being bitches. Now I have to put you on ice and cart you back to petsmart for their fish replacement guarantee... and transporting fish in a plastic baggy on the front seat of my car kind of makes me feel creepy.

[Androidpk]

Why not just put salt and pepper on them and microwave that shit?

[Delias]

Why not just put salt and pepper on them and microwave that shit?

Well, I could, but their fish exchange program requires I bring them the fish presumably in the same state they were when they died.

[Androidpk]

You think they would deny you if you brought back a bag of fish skeletons?