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Got drunk last night and jokingly asked a former friend to get her boobs out for boob day. She declined and I pressed the matter until I demanded she did it.
I can't remember what happened after that, I'm surprised I even remember that much but I am pretty sure I eventually threatened her.
Last edited by Asha; 04-01-2011 at 02:46 PM.
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I'm chewing on this bottle cap and just bit the inside of my lip.
Originally Posted by Hulkein
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Can't find your ball gag?
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Don't be silly, balls don't make him gag.
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I just ordered Chicken Souvlaki and onion rings for delivery. I sit down to eat it, and they gave me a cheeseburger and fries. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
"If you can build it, we can build an arbitrarily larger version of it just to spite you. One-upsmanship is the core of our national character."
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Problem is?
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I had a cheese burger for lunch already!!! God damnit. No one understands my pain!!!!!!!
"If you can build it, we can build an arbitrarily larger version of it just to spite you. One-upsmanship is the core of our national character."
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My wife and ex-wife going to the bars together tonight.
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Tra Annie's.
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Those things are Satan.
That screams NO WIN SITUATION.
Last edited by Warriorbird; 04-01-2011 at 11:51 PM.
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