forked pee
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forked pee
Republicans need NOT apply!
I just watched Catfish, man, what a downer.
A.M.D.G.
Originally Posted by Gan
Turbo
That movie creeped me right the fuck out. I did think it was well done though.
And delias, I say this coming from your exact situation--cry me a fucking river.
On a totally separate note--Racer 5 is a great IPA.
Relationship Counselor
As you wish- tell me where you wish this new river to be, and I shall unleash the flood of tears. Salty, masculine tears.
Turbo
Up your butt and around the corner? Maybe?
Relationship Counselor
Can I find that on googlemaps?
Turbo
If you can't, I think you have a lawsuit on your hands.
Banned
I ended up having to get not 1..not 2...but 3 separate catheters over the weekend post surgery.... I might as well have had a pet scorpion living in my dick for the last day.
Relationship Counselor
I wonder if I can get directions from your mom's vagina, since that's where I'm currently staying.
Senior Member
Sorry delias. Two of my grandparents (Irish) died from dranking before I was even born. My other two aren't much better (Italian). Believe me though. You would NEVER want to have the father I had. He's the biggest peice of trash that has ever existed. I'm done posting for the night. The bar is right across the street from me. Time to get go get some dranks!!!!!!!
"If you can build it, we can build an arbitrarily larger version of it just to spite you. One-upsmanship is the core of our national character."
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