Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[NocturnalRob]

My 6 year old has 5 sight words a week that she has to learn. Each week we work on the words and each week she fails the test because of the way the test is given. They want her to look at the word on the paper and tell them what the word is, she only responds to you saying the word and then she'll point the word out. She obviously knows what the words are but they refuse to work with her on this issue. I think she just doesn't like being put on the spot and clams up. It's so damn frustrating.

Sounds like you're...In Hell.

[Delias]

How about we just Double Team rucca and call it a day?

It's a solid plan, but it takes a Lionheart to face that Inferno.

[NocturnalRob]

It's a solid plan, but it takes a Lionheart to face that Inferno.

Very true. Someone could end up Missing In Action with Nowhere To Run.

[Delias]

Very true. Someone could end up Missing In Action with Nowhere To Run.

All the same, I'd be willing to take that Maximum Risk.

[NocturnalRob]

All the same, I'd be willing to take that Maximum Risk.

You are a true Universal Soldier. Let's run away to Monaco Forever.

[Delias]

You are a true Universal Soldier. Let's run away to Monaco Forever.

Maybe I could make my living as a Street Fighter.

[NocturnalRob]

Maybe I could make my living as a Street Fighter.

More likely as a Legionnaire. You can be my Second In Comand.

[Delias]

More likely as a Legionnaire.

I would perform my duty to my utmost, Until Death.

[NocturnalRob]

I would perform my duty to my utmost, Until Death.

Don't you worry. If you died, I'd just make a Replicant.

[Delias]

Don't you worry. If you died, I'd just make a Replicant.

The headlines would read Universal Soldier: The Return.

ETA: I would continue this until we exhausted every single movie, but my laptop battery is just about exhausted. Maybe I'll return one day, soaring above this thread like some kind of Black Eagle.