Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Delias]

Went on a date a few years ago to one of my favorite steakhouses in NYC. Corner table. Having a great meal. Halfway through, the table in front of us starts freaking out and the girl sitting there starts screaming. A cockroach is scuttling across the wall. My date looks at it, and shrugging she says, "He can't share my steak."

She was totally cool with it, because what else can you do? 2 free bottles of champagne from the restaurant. We left the place full, drunk, and happy.

Takeaway from the story: There are cockroaches everywhere.

For real. They're like fucking illegals.

[NocturnalRob]

For real. They're like fucking illegals.

Except they were probably born here.

[Delias]

Except they were probably born here.

So...they are citizen cockroaches. I support the rights of our cockroach citizens.

[4a6c1]

No cockroaches in Alaska. Alaska rules.

[diethx]

No cockroaches in Alaska. Alaska rules.

What the fuck do you call the Palin family then...

[Paradii]

No cockroaches in Alaska. Alaska rules.

I'd take the occasional cockroach over the plague of mosquitoes that decimate the interior AK.

[Delias]

Fuckin' no-see-ems.

[Delias]

I just read that J.K. Rowling is a billionaire. I was filled with rage at the thought her being a mere millionaire, and now I really want to gut her with a rusty steak knife.

[Showal]

I just read that J.K. Rowling is a billionaire. I was filled with rage at the thought her being a mere millionaire, and now I really want to gut her with a rusty steak knife.

Yeah ... nothing angers me more than someone thinking up a good story, making it into something popular and making money off it. Fucking capitalists.

Part of the reason I only do volunteer work is because I contain so much rage over anything that brings in money.

[diethx]

Yeah ... nothing angers me more than someone thinking up a good story, making it into something popular and making money off it. Fucking capitalists.

Seriously, what an evil bitch.