Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Paradii]

That reminds me of that whole fish sex rumor involving members of Led Zeppelin,




except for the whole she was supposedly into it, and not raped by some bums.

[Stanley Burrell]

A local news report:



Two men are charged after investigators say they raped an Altoona woman with a live animal.

A criminal complaint shows John Bullock, 24, of Altoona and Damonta Jones, 25, of Eau Claire are charged with first degree sexual assault, as a party to a crime. The complaint shows a woman went into a bedroom with the two men in an Eau Claire apartment and they hit her with something and threw her on the floor. The woman told investigators Jones held her down, while Bullock sexually assaulted her himself, and then with a live snake.

Jones is currently on supervision for two separate third-degree sexual assault convictions.

Rumor has it that this guy:



Was impressed.

YOU GONNA GET SNAKED.

[Gnome Rage]

It's so funny how you're always so defensive for no reason at all. You're right, letting you know you were incorrect in a completely neutral way was totally unnecessary. I should've let you continue to be an ignorant little twatwaffle. My bad, carry on twatwaffle.

Thank you for correcting my wordage, I'm much less ignorant now.

[Gnome Rage]

A local news report:



Two men are charged after investigators say they raped an Altoona woman with a live animal.

A criminal complaint shows John Bullock, 24, of Altoona and Damonta Jones, 25, of Eau Claire are charged with first degree sexual assault, as a party to a crime. The complaint shows a woman went into a bedroom with the two men in an Eau Claire apartment and they hit her with something and threw her on the floor. The woman told investigators Jones held her down, while Bullock sexually assaulted her himself, and then with a live snake.

Jones is currently on supervision for two separate third-degree sexual assault convictions.

He wanted to be a tentacle monster!

Too much hentai, bad for the soul.

[diethx]

Thank you for correcting my wordage, I'm much less ignorant now.

It's not wordage, it's a concept. You get infected by bacteria, you don't have a reaction of it. Heaven forbid you learn something new.

And you're obviously still totally ignorant, because your big fat shield of defensiveness is impenetrable.

[Gnome Rage]

It's not wordage, it's a concept. You get infected by bacteria, you don't have a reaction of it. Heaven forbid you learn something new.

And you're obviously still totally ignorant, because your big fat shield of defensiveness is impenetrable.

Actually, I was being genuine, and it really was wordage because two loved ones have suffered through staph infections, and one died. So I do know what a staph infection is, but chose the wrong word. However, I thank you for correcting me because until you quoted my post I didn't realize I used the wrong word.

[Delias]

Actually, I was being genuine, and it really was wordage because two loved ones have suffered through staph infections, and one died. So I do know what a staph infection is, but chose the wrong word. However, I thank you for correcting me because until you quoted my post I didn't realize I used the wrong word.

Even I find it a little ridiculous that I have to write up a post saying nobody cares, but here we are.

[diethx]

Actually, I was being genuine, and it really was wordage because two loved ones have suffered through staph infections, and one died. So I do know what a staph infection is, but chose the wrong word. However, I thank you for correcting me because until you quoted my post I didn't realize I used the wrong word.

It's funny how much genuineness can sound like snotty sarcasm.

[Gnome Rage]

It's funny how much genuineness can sound like snotty sarcasm.

You're correct. Next time you direct a post my way I'll assume its genuine instead and we can avoid this whole situation.

[diethx]

You're correct. Next time you direct a post my way I'll assume its genuine instead and we can avoid this whole situation.

Other than teasing you about your glitter, I can't think of a single time i've posted something towards you just to pick on you. Next time you should learn to separate those who do (Delias, Rob) from everyone else and not be such a fucking drama queen.