Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[NocturnalRob]

No, I go directly to your diaper when looking for a taste.

I was wondering why you were down there.

[Cephalopod]

[Gnome Rage]

Can you blow me where the pampers are?

[Gnome Rage]

Oprah.

I fucking hate oprah.

[pabstblueribbon]

Excel. Fuck excel. Give me a multi-meter and thousands of volts.

Fuck this horseshit, I'm going home.

[NocturnalRob]

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

Get the quotation right, you dumb bitch.

[WRoss]

There is a sign in my school's library that says, "Search like you invented the internet" with some class information after it. I asked this guy at the help desk today if I could put up this picture next to it.



He just stared at me and asked why I would put a picture of a man next to that sign. I explained that Al Gore had claimed he had invented the internet and he asked, "Who is Al Gore?"



You sir, have been no help!

[Darkwynde]

I frown as the freaking swelling goes down in my head. Had a car accident Monday... the irony was... I was on time, sunny day, singing my head off, not speeding toooooo much.

Sixth concussion. I need a helmet all the time now! Well, just for the horse, the motorcycle, the...

bleh.

[diethx]

I had to call to see if my new glasses/sunglasses were in yet, even though they were supposed to call me when they were in. I did the exam/ordered them over a week ago, and they should've been in days ago. Probably were and no one bothered to call. It's not like I was having an issue with strain headaches or anything that they totally knew all about. (jerks)

However on the upside, I get my new prescription today. Hooray.

[Gnome Rage]

Interview today. So nervous my stomach is in knots. went to my class really early cause Im stressed out and now i have to wait for 30 minutes to take a test I'm not nearly ready for because I spent last night putting together resume sleeves and a poster board.