Edit: It's not like I gave her any sort of examination before I went down on her in a dark room, and I'm not about to let allergies prevent me from going to work.
I really hate myself for this ... seriously I like to keep C&H pure but I couldn't resist editing this one to go along with your story
(FYI he's talking to Suzy in the version I edited, not his Mom)
I had to rent headphones today from the desk because I don't have any (they got stolen along with my ipod) and I had to watch a stupid movie that I'd already seen.
These things are humongous! They are starting to make my neck hurt.