Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Abilene]

Starting low-calorie diet.....

That should make you smile!!

[DCSL]

Getting my period less than three weeks from the last one. Fuck you very much, endometriosis. So hormonal. GODDAMNIT. It makes me feel slightly better to potentially gross out guys without wives on here, though.

[AnticorRifling]

People still get grossed out by that?

[Delias]

Getting my period less than three weeks from the last one. Fuck you very much, endometriosis. So hormonal. GODDAMNIT. It makes me feel slightly better to potentially gross out guys without wives on here, though.

I had five women in the house I grew up in... I know far too much about the menstrual cycle and the vagina in general. It's a sad day when you are asked "How does the vagina work?" and you can't answer "It's pure magic, but it labors under an evil curse. Each month it must bleed and die only to be reborn like a phoenix... a phoenix you can fuck without getting burn scars."

Also: Mothers, educate your daughters. I never enjoyed being the boyfriend who had to go "Uh, babe, you have a yeast infection. And I'm pretty sure you should have warned me you were itchy down there before I got this sore throat."

Edit: Burn scars might still happen depending on the woman.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I never enjoyed being the boyfriend who had to go "Uh, babe, you have a yeast infection. And I'm pretty sure you should have warned me you were itchy down there before I got this sore throat."

I'm really unsure how you could go down on a girl and not realize something is off, especially smell-wise, even if the girl doesn't tell you.

[Delias]

I'm really unsure how you could go down on a girl and not realize something is off, especially smell-wise, even if the girl doesn't tell you.

Simplicity in itself. Have a stuffy nose.

Edit: It's not like I gave her any sort of examination before I went down on her in a dark room, and I'm not about to let allergies prevent me from going to work.

[ElvenFury]

People still get grossed out by that?

Farts are always funny; molting vaginae are always gross. Some truths never change.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Simplicity in itself. Have a stuffy nose.

Edit: It's not like I gave her any sort of examination before I went down on her in a dark room, and I'm not about to let allergies prevent me from going to work.

Brb, puking

[Delias]

Brb, puking

Think how I felt about it.

edit: Oh wait, you probably were.

[Abilene]

I had five women in the house I grew up in... I know far too much about the menstrual cycle and the vagina in general. It's a sad day when you are asked "How does the vagina work?" and you can't answer "It's pure magic, but it labors under an evil curse. Each month it must bleed and die only to be reborn like a phoenix... a phoenix you can fuck without getting burn scars."

Also: Mothers, educate your daughters. I never enjoyed being the boyfriend who had to go "Uh, babe, you have a yeast infection. And I'm pretty sure you should have warned me you were itchy down there before I got this sore throat."

Edit: Burn scars might still happen depending on the woman.

Delias ruining my breakfast, lunch, and probably dinner. And probably my night time ice cream, DAMN YOU DELIAS!