Quote Originally Posted by Delias View Post
I had five women in the house I grew up in... I know far too much about the menstrual cycle and the vagina in general. It's a sad day when you are asked "How does the vagina work?" and you can't answer "It's pure magic, but it labors under an evil curse. Each month it must bleed and die only to be reborn like a phoenix... a phoenix you can fuck without getting burn scars."

Also: Mothers, educate your daughters. I never enjoyed being the boyfriend who had to go "Uh, babe, you have a yeast infection. And I'm pretty sure you should have warned me you were itchy down there before I got this sore throat."

Edit: Burn scars might still happen depending on the woman.

Delias ruining my breakfast, lunch, and probably dinner. And probably my night time ice cream, DAMN YOU DELIAS!