Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Ceyrin]

Very pimping and basically putting any food in your vag is the way to get a raging yeast infection. It gives the naturally occurring yeast something to feast upon and then they start makin yeasty babies.

Except plain yogurt... right?!

Because I just bought a bunch of that shit for my ho's on your advice earlier. You betta not had been lyin' to me! Otherwise I'm gonna show up and make you eat this shit... without a spoon!

<3

[Kuyuk]

Very pimping and basically putting any food in your vag is the way to get a raging yeast infection. It gives the naturally occurring yeast something to feast upon and then they start makin yeasty babies.

I heard honey works great.


MM, frothy yeast.

[Ceyrin]

I heard honey works great.


MM, frothy yeast.

[Kuyuk]

17.25% tax on hotels.. wtf? seriously?

[Delias]

It is dark outside... not because it is night time, but because my boredom has eclipsed the sun.

[Gnome Rage]

Except plain yogurt... right?!

Because I just bought a bunch of that shit for my ho's on your advice earlier. You betta not had been lyin' to me! Otherwise I'm gonna show up and make you eat this shit... without a spoon!

<3

Some people put yogurt in the vagina instead of eating it, in order to get the acidophilus down where it’s needed more quickly. You can insert the yogurt directly into the vagina by dipping a tampon (the kind without an applicator, like the OB brand) into unsweetened yogurt and then inserting it into the vagina. Remove the tampon after an hour or so. Do not forget it’s there.

You can also freeze yogurt in the fingers of a sterile plastic glove, and then insert the frozen yogurt popsicle in the vagina like a tampon. This can be a bit messy, so you may want to use a sanitary pad for a few hours. Believe it or not, the icy yogurt will feel good against your inflamed vaginal walls.

Yummy

[Ceyrin]

Yummy

That shit's goin' on my favorites.

[Gnome Rage]

That shit's goin' on my favorites.

Bahahaha. I'm glad to help <3

[peam]

Woke up with one arm completely fucking asleep.

So useless and unresponsive a Stranger wouldn't even have been possible.

[4a6c1]

Woke up with one arm completely fucking asleep.

I fell asleep at work last week. When I woke up both my hands were asleep (read: COMPLETELY DEAD) but my radio was talkin all kinds of wacky shit I was supposed to respond to. It took every monkey-ass survival instinct I am cabable of to grab my pen, push the button and radio back 10-4, 10-9.