Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Paradii]

I tried to make potatoes and failed. Note: This involves two steps. Boiling them and buttering them.

I'm glad it was in the private confines of my kitchen. Sometimes I feel like such a domestic imposter.







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OMFG QQQQQ I JUST REALIZED I CANNOT COUNT TO POTATOOOOE QQQQ

"It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes, I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows?"

-M.H.

[4a6c1]

Make em how? Mashed, baked, roasted, homefries?

If you're going to mash them, my best advice is boil the shit out of them. Boil them as long as you think they need to be, then boil them twice as long.

Ok that's probably it then. Based on this I probably didnt boil them enough.

[4a6c1]

Also who is M.H. She sounds cool we should hang out.

[Cephalopod]

Ok that's probably it then. Based on this I probably didnt boil them enough.

You can't go wrong with this recipe:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a...ipe/index.html

Also, smoked gouda mashed potatoes are orgasmic. Make them every Thanksgiving.

[AnticorRifling]

Also who is M.H. She sounds cool we should hang out.

That's it I'm paying for your trip to Thailand so you can get a penis sewed on. Then I'm going to issue you a man card, revoke it, kick you in the new penis, and pay for the operation to take you back to square fucking one.

[Stanley Burrell]

Working for my employers from home for ... 5 days now. And working on sorting, sending and printing mailing labels, but not actually doing it. Because someone, who is really awesome, has been giving people days off and temporary reassignments.

[Asha]

Smoking a cig. Made me feel well sick.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My hair is at a really annoying length right now. I'm fighting the urge to go get it chopped shorter, despite wanting to grow it out.

[Androidpk]

I haven't been to Boston/Cambridge in a week.

[Gnome Rage]

Dear State University:

Fuck you. Turn my goddamn AC up, its fucking cold. I should not have to wear wool knee socks, flannel pajamas or a sweatshirt when getting under a down comforter to sleep. ALSO, I shouldn't have to bathe out of a mother fucking tea kettle, turn the hot water on for north campus. KAY FUCKING THANKS.