Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Delias]

This sleeping pill is kicking in earlier than I expected4.

[Asha]

How did you accidentally type '4'?

[AnticorRifling]

My cat is stuck on the roof, and is meowing at my window. How he got up there, I've no idea. I even went outside and started jumping and calling his name to get him down, but alas, no success.

Now how do I get him down.

Aw fucking shit he's scratching the window shield now. HE'S GONNA TEAR IT UP. Oh god my night.

Gonna need a video clip of you jumping up and down to determine what I can do to help. Thanks.

[TheEschaton]

I feel like crawling into a hole, and waiting to die.

Ditto.

[AnticorRifling]

You wanna touch it?

[Delias]

How did you accidentally type '4'?

I have no idea. My hands are very large and my keyboard is very small, and I was very sleepy.

[iJin]

Oh what the fucking shit. Fuck today so hard.


1st: Pump in transmission popped, leaking all over the goddamn place and having me need to tow my car to my house because I didn't wanna burn the transmission and loose my car completely (hopefully there isn't too much damage.)

2nd: While driving my sister to the movies after my car thing happened, some taxi's tire popped in front of me swerving in two lanes, while I'm trapped to the side by a big ass truck and not able to do anything but brake in the freeway. Thankfully no cars were behind me.

3rd: I didn't get all of my money I was supposed to from school making me have to fucking wait till Monday to see wtf is up with that.

4th: Fuck cars.

FML.

[Ryvicke]

Oh what the fucking shit. Fuck today so hard.


1st: Pump in transmission popped, leaking all over the goddamn place and having me need to tow my car to my house because I didn't wanna burn the transmission and loose my car completely (hopefully there isn't too much damage.)

2nd: While driving my sister to the movies after my car thing happened, some taxi's tire popped in front of me swerving in two lanes, while I'm trapped to the side by a big ass truck and not able to do anything but brake in the freeway. Thankfully no cars were behind me.

3rd: I didn't get all of my money I was supposed to from school making me have to fucking wait till Monday to see wtf is up with that.

4th: Fuck cars.

FML.

Let's touch.

[Latrinsorm]

"A CNN/Opinion Research poll earlier this month showed 68% opposed plans to build the mosque"

[peam]

It's rainy on Microfestivus day!

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