Good job. I needed someone else to blame.
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Good job. I needed someone else to blame.
Republicans need NOT apply!
Huge debate with fucking morons on a website about why girl altar servers aren't bad for the Catholic Church, and how the priesthood isn't ordained for men only, and how the Church can be wrong. Holy shit, people are stupid.
Last edited by TheEschaton; 08-07-2010 at 12:19 AM.
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Originally Posted by Gan
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So am I. It's pretty bad, because all I have left are the unspeakable evil that is F***r 1.I AM OUT OF GRANOLA BARS.
And I realized: I can't go to the grocery store to buy granola bars.
Because you don't just go to the grocery store to buy granola bars.
You just don't.
Anyway, I had half of a F***r 1 bar earlier. It was delicious. No health food should taste that delicious. But yeah, it still did a small number on me.
But, if you're a normal person like me and you're hungry as shit and you see a granola bar and it tastes good, don't be fooled into believing that eating five F***r 1 bars is the same as eating 5 Nutri-Grain bars.
I don't deliberately eat fiber. I'm not ready to get that deep into accepting my own mortality by balancing my diet to such an extreme.
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Also, it's like 2:30AM and the grocery store is closed.
Last edited by Stanley Burrell; 08-07-2010 at 02:39 AM.
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Also, I wrote down "B in." on my left index finger.
To check my balance before the bank closed.
I could have still checked it online.
But I preferred to check it at a BoA ATM without a surcharge.
My favorite color is orange.
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Couldn't you just stand outside til a gay dude walks up and be like, "Psst, yo gay guy, can you grab me a box of granola bars while you're in there?"
Kinda like back when you were 14 and hanging outside the store trying to get people to buy you cigarettes. But with granola bars. And gays.
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No one directly quote the above. It is of too much win to be dissected in any manner.
SEXUAL INNUENDO
I iced 9 guys for booting me off of DJ Hero last night because I was whipping their asses. I got an awesome picture of them all chugging some nasty pomegranate flavor.
Someone deleted the pictures and took a photo of their nipples. This makes Nikki mad.
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We need another Pope John Paul II to finish reforming the church. I really am not diggin this Benedict guy and it makes me sad that such a long lived organization with such a rich culture should pass into obscurity for being so rigid against modernism.
I'm going to hold out and stay with the Church in the hopes that within my lifetime I might see some change SUCH AS acknowledgement of the feminist movement. I'm such a dreamer!
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Epic win for the 9 person ice! Epic failure on losing the picThat'd have been a great one.
The nice part is, that means you just need to do it again and make sure you get the pic.
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