Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Gnome Rage]

My mother-in-law's scooter got stolen right out of our driveway (and from right next to the stoop that leads into our kitchen and one of our cars)...cover, lock and all. MIL says she had the steering column locked, so hopefully it'll just get dumped somewhere, but it does seem like it might have been someone from the neighborhood or surrounding area that did it since there's ONE way to get to our house, random people just can't drive by unless they're going to another house on our street or very seriously lost.

Or looking for secluded streets to steal things from... that too.

[TheEschaton]

Is this related to moving to Texas? Did you look too illegal?

I did indeed look too illegal. Now I look like a legit Mexican, one who maybe works on cars, or landscapes.

[Gnome Rage]

Why not just get a real haircut and not have to slick your hair back like Antonio Banderas... Just a thought.

[TheEschaton]

I don't slick my hair back. Jeez. BTW, I was a teenager when you were 2, so stfu.

[Gnome Rage]

Whoah whoah whoah... what?

When you say "I have to keep my hair in a certain spot" you'd think gelled in those weird spikey things that boys do in the front of their hair... but then you mentioned a pony tail and that just throws things for a loop.

Didn't mean to offend you or anything... some women think Antonio is hot...

[AnticorRifling]

Whoah whoah whoah... what?

When you say "I have to keep my hair in a certain spot" you'd think gelled in those weird spikey things that boys do in the front of their hair... but then you mentioned a pony tail and that just throws things for a loop.

Didn't mean to offend you or anything... some women think Antonio is hot...

He's a hippy indian (dot not feather). He doesn't have feelings that matter so keep going.

[MotleyCrew]

Going back to work after vacation.

[Gnome Rage]

My boyfriend stole our child (aka a buildabear) and he's making him say bad things to me. I hurts. Hurts down deep

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My boyfriend stole our child (aka a buildabear) and he's making him say bad things to me. I hurts. Hurts down deep

I made a build-a-bear monkey to give to a friend for her baby shower and I discovered they have a manta ray.

A fucking manta ray. I was like "Really?!" I can just imagine some poor kid getting his manta ray stuffed and being like, "I'm gonna dress it in a Red Sox outfit!!" and then discovering that due to it's lack of, you know, arms and legs or even a clear torso it's impossible to dress. Rollerskates and a fairy outfit? NOPE SORRY LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE SOL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE A STUFFED MANTA RAY.

[Gnome Rage]

I made a build-a-bear monkey to give to a friend for her baby shower and I discovered they have a manta ray.

A fucking manta ray. I was like "Really?!" I can just imagine some poor kid getting his manta ray stuffed and being like, "I'm gonna dress it in a Red Sox outfit!!" and then discovering that due to it's lack of, you know, arms and legs or even a clear torso it's impossible to dress. Rollerskates and a fairy outfit? NOPE SORRY LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE SOL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE A STUFFED MANTA RAY.

We didn't dress our build-a-bear... The clothes are freaking expensive. Its like 20 dollars for a plain outfit on top of the like 45 bucks you could have spent on their most expensive bear.

I got the 10 dollar chocolate bear and left him naked.

I feel like I would be pissed if I got a manta ray, unless I really liked them or something. If a manta ray to me was like a pony to most little girls, then I'd be excited.