Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
In his acceptance speech for the speaker position in October, Johnson said he believed God had placed him in his new position of power..




He gave more detail about his divine appointment on November 28 in a closed speech to Christian legislators. He believed the speech was not being recorded -- a foolish assumption these days. Rolling Stone was one of the first news sources to report on the speech. I imagine it will be everywhere by the end of today..




Johnson needs to prove it. If God really asked him to be the new Moses, instead of Johnson having delusions about his self-importance, then he will be able to turn a staff into a snake. If he doesn't have a staff, since they're not as popular as they used to be, he can use the flagpole rioters beat the cop with.
Rolling Stone died when Dr. Hunter S, Thompson left the publication.

Evangelical extremists are goofy fucks, there's nothing unconstitutional about being a goofy fuck.

You're still free to cut off your cock at 18, we will be here to defend your right to do that. Maybe you can turn your severed cock into a sausage. Goofy fuck.