
Originally Posted by
ClydeR
Gelston is a good guy. He was planning to join the foreign legion and go defend Ukraine, just like Beau Geste except he wouldn't die at the end. His girlfriend wouldn't let him, which was unfortunate for the Ukrainians but fortunate for the Russians and, I assume, his girlfriend.
No, it is actually my wife. She doesn’t let me have additional girlfriends. If not for her, and an expired passport that is taking forever to get renewed, I’d be there.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam