Cute but no.
The Pirate Bay doesn't actually host shit, the site is basically just a bunch of links meaning they could literally run it out of their garage if they wanted to.
Something like Twitter/Parler requires a mega fuckton of data storage because they DO host shit. They host everyone's profiles, their tweets/whatever they are called, user uploaded photos and videos, their settings, all that shit. Sure if Parler had like 10 users they could run that shit out of their garage too, but they had millions of total users, a lot of which posted at least once a day.
I know this is the "laugh" thread, but you're just repeating the same dumb shit I have seen so many others repeat seriously the past couple of weeks so I have zero doubts you really believe this shit you repeat.
"It's not censorship because they could just run their own servers out of their garage like Pirate Bay does!"