Things that made you frown today (Political Version)

[Methais]

The gender dysphoria and insistence upon retarded pronouns should also be a dead giveaway. Why does simu always seem to choose the most retarded douchebags to be gms?

It's because 99% of Simu are retarded douchebags who sniff each others' assholes all day.

I can see the GS list of updates after 1 year of time4fun being a GM:

-You can now choose from over 78 different genders when creating your character.
-No more classes in GS because players felt they were somehow "different" than others.
-All mention of slavery has been removed from the history of Elanthia.
-Dark Elves are no longer discriminated against in the Nations for obvious reasons. (Hey this reminds me of a thread for the best threads of all time thread, remember that one guy who legit got angry because a GM was doing a merchant event in an area where Dark Elves weren't allowed because it happened on Martin Luther King Jr's birthday?)
-There is now an 80% tax on the top silver earners in the game. This silver will be given to the poor in Shanty Town.

This is correct.

The game will also let you choose from 872 pronouns, and failure to refer to any character by their preferred pronoun will get you banned.

Once she's been around for a while and has some pull, all new hire GMs will be required to attend sensitivity training and one of the requirements for their GM application will be to write up a storyline that's centered around white privilege being a plague on Elanthia, and a white person will only get hired as GM once at least 10 minorities have been hired as GMs first.

Expect a new PC handle to show up called time4caramia any day now.

Given who they’ve “employed” in the past.. she would be welcomed into the GM family.

This. There have been some real pieces of shit over the years that were hired as GMs and typically ran off a bunch of players over their stupid bullshit complexes.