Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
Oh stop. Don't ever think that.

Just explain to us that you were once a campaign finance lawyer on a campaign for someone in California.. and you can just pretend you are the authority.
Well, I could lean on my qualifications as someone with no experience with law or politics, no post-secondary education, and no exposure to news beyond article titles from highly partisan news sites...but I wouldn't want to steal your identity.