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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post



    Fun fact: Food stamps aren't intended for the recipient to consume 10,000 calories per day.


    This is what Back wants to spend other people's money on.
    Does she even feed the kids or did she eat them? Holy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drumpel View Post
    Does she even feed the kids or did she eat them? Holy fuck.
    It's probably just like this:

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    Maybe if she cut back a bit on the food she could lose a job or two.

    I honestly don't know how people even afford to be that fat. I read a story once about a guy who ate 20k calories a day and he listed the food he ate EVERY SINGLE DAY and the one that always stood out to me was he ate 100 McNuggets every day, that's around 30 dollars EVERY DAY just in nuggets, and that was just one thing in a long list of shit he ate daily. Other than when I go out to a nice restaurant 30 dollars is more than I spend on food for myself in a single day, yet fuckers are out there spending 30+ dollars a day on snacks. I don't understand how they afford it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drumpel View Post
    Does she even feed the kids or did she eat them? Holy fuck.
    She looks winded just sitting there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Maybe if she cut back a bit on the food she could lose a job or two.

    I honestly don't know how people even afford to be that fat. I read a story once about a guy who ate 20k calories a day and he listed the food he ate EVERY SINGLE DAY and the one that always stood out to me was he ate 100 McNuggets every day, that's around 30 dollars EVERY DAY just in nuggets, and that was just one thing in a long list of shit he ate daily. Other than when I go out to a nice restaurant 30 dollars is more than I spend on food for myself in a single day, yet fuckers are out there spending 30+ dollars a day on snacks. I don't understand how they afford it.
    So, I am a big guy, not nearly as big as I was but I have some experience in this area. Food that makes you fat as hell is pretty cheap and takes little effort. Bread, rice, beans, potatoes, milk, soda etc, all pretty cheap and easy to go way overboard. Frozen foods loaded with starches and sugar are also cheap. It is frightfully easy to get into 3500-5000 calories a day for one person for under $50 a week. Now, if one of those jobs is fast food, then she gets a meal allowance on top of whatever she can scam/eat off the line that is timed out. Don't do much, eat that many calories and it's easy to get that big even without any metabolic disorder. Now add WIC and you have a recipe for disaster since you can buy all that stuff using it.

    I eat healthy, lost a lot of weight after my surgery, cut out all the starches and so on and control my diabetes, blood pressure and cholesterol with diet and I spend less than $50 a week. If I bought less raw meat and added in things like frozen french fries and pasta, I am sure it would go under $35 a week.

    It's one of the reasons RFK is looking at what you can buy with SNAP aka WIC aka Food Stamps.

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    She looks winded just sitting there.
    Sadly, she probably is and also lives a life in pain from joint damage, or will.
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    I actually was hoping Trump would wear some king cape and crown today...
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I actually was hoping Trump would wear some king cape and crown today...
    Agreed. He should have worn a Burger King crown today to troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I actually was hoping Trump would wear some king cape and crown today...
    That would have been fucking awesome! Trolling to over 9000.
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    A bunch of white liberals from different countries traveled to Egypt for a "March to Gaza" stunt where they actually thought they were going to cross Egypt's heavily fortified border with Gaza.

    They learned the hard way that non-Western countries actually take their borders seriously as they were beaten not only by the local police officers, but local citizens beat them as well. When they arrived at the border some had their passports confiscated, they were arrested, and they were then deported.

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