Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

David LeBryk resigned (highest person at treasury) rather than comply with DOGE asking for an audit trail of the money.

https://www.removepaywall.com/search...igns-musk.html

small highlight reel here;

Former Treasury officials said they were not aware of a political appointee ever seeking access to details of the payment system, which includes reams of sensitive personal information about American citizens. Control of the system could give Mr. Musk’s allies the ability to unilaterally cut off money intended for federal workers, bondholders and companies, and open a new front in the Trump administration’s efforts to halt federal payments.
“The fiscal service performs some of the most vital functions in government,” Mr. Lebryk wrote to his colleagues in an email announcing his retirement on Friday, according to a copy of the email viewed by The New York Times. “Our work may be unknown to most of the public, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t exceptionally important.” He did not respond to requests for comment.

DOGE said they couldn't find a SINGLE FUCKING INSTANCE where the Treasury denied a payment.. even if they knew it was to a terrorist organization or scam. What the mother fuck!? It's time we bring common fucking sense into the government.

[~Rocktar~]

DOGE said they couldn't find a SINGLE FUCKING INSTANCE where the Treasury denied a payment.. even if they knew it was to a terrorist organization or scam. What the mother fuck!? It's time we bring common fucking sense into the government.

It makes me sad that I didn't come up with a non-profit to deliver ammunition to rebels in doesnotexistastan and scam USAID out of millions, if not billions.

[~Rocktar~]

[~Rocktar~]

[Methais]

[~Rocktar~]

Now that's fucking funny!

[Methais]

The USAID meltdowns have been the greatest thing ever.

In before Back and ClydeR try to say it's "US Aid" instead of "U.S. Agency for International Development" just before trying to play the emotional retarded loser card.

[Tgo01]

Reading all of these doomsday articles about "Oh no! Canadians might travel more inside of Canada and not vacation in the US anymore thanks to Trump! So many tourist dollars are at stake!!!"

Yeah. I'm sure Canadians are like "Hey do we want to leave our frozen desolate wasteland and travel to fun and sunny California or Florida, or do we want to travel to another frozen desolate wasteland within Canada?"

Choosing the latter will sure show those meanie Americans!

[Methais]

Reading all of these doomsday articles about "Oh no! Canadians might travel more inside of Canada and not vacation in the US anymore thanks to Trump! So many tourist dollars are at stake!!!"

Yeah. I'm sure Canadians are like "Hey do we want to leave our frozen desolate wasteland and travel to fun and sunny California or Florida, or do we want to travel to another frozen desolate wasteland within Canada?"

Choosing the latter will sure show those meanie Americans!

For what it's worth, if Sunnyvale Trailer Park were a real place, I'd totally vacation there if I were Canadian.

[Tgo01]

For what it's worth, if Sunnyvale Trailer Park were a real place, I'd totally vacation there if I were Canadian.

Touche.