Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

Tesla stock is down 10% today and 50% in the prior six months as competition, poor engineering leading to mass recalls, and a bipolar leader weighs down the stock. Well done!

Hey Seran, how are EV sales in the U.S. market as a whole performing right now?

[Parkbandit]

Tesla stock is down 10% today and 50% in the prior six months as competition, poor engineering leading to mass recalls, and a bipolar leader weighs down the stock. Well done!

Well, Tesla only deals with EVs.. and EVs are down across the board in this country.. so it makes sense, doesn't it?

https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/e...harts-7d3089c7

[Parkbandit]

Why do you hate Elon Musk?

Because he said he would never vote for Biden and he destroyed the Twitter echo chamber, bringing to light the government's role in censoring conservative voices.

[Suppressed Poet]

Because he said he would never vote for Biden and he destroyed the Twitter echo chamber, bringing to light the government's role in censoring conservative voices.

That’s the correct deep-rooted answer as to why the left hates him, but for Seran it is simply because both of his favorite influencers Rachel Maddow & Joy Reid told him to.

[Methais]

That’s the correct deep-rooted answer as to why the left hates him, but for Seran it is simply because both of his favorite influencers Rachel Maddow & Joy Reid told him to.

This is correct.

[Seran]

Hey Seran, how are EV sales in the U.S. market as a whole performing right now?

Let me see if I understand your unsupported attempt at distracting from Tesla's miserable performance reflected in it's stock collapse. You think overall US EV sales which since you didn't provide info you don't understand, is the reason why China is overtaking Tesla as the leader in worldwide EV sales?

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/24/chin...echnology.html

[Parkbandit]

Let me see if I understand your unsupported attempt at distracting from Tesla's miserable performance reflected in it's stock collapse. You think overall US EV sales which since you didn't provide info you don't understand, is the reason why China is overtaking Tesla as the leader in worldwide EV sales?

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/24/chin...echnology.html

All you would have to do is google "EV sales down" and you would have a plethora of articles that tell you the same thing.

Here.. don't ever say I don't have compassion for the mentally retarded:

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...low-rcna132944

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsl...-gm-ford-tesla

https://www.forbes.com/sites/neilwin...h=7c2734f72d0f

https://www.reuters.com/business/aut...on-2024-01-19/

[Methais]

Let me see if I understand your unsupported attempt at distracting from Tesla's miserable performance reflected in it's stock collapse. You think overall US EV sales which since you didn't provide info you don't understand, is the reason why China is overtaking Tesla as the leader in worldwide EV sales?

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/24/chin...echnology.html

Elon's not gonna let you suck him off dude, you'll have to just keep fapping to his poster that you keep on the ceiling above your bed.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Let me see if I understand your unsupported attempt at distracting from Tesla's miserable performance reflected in it's stock collapse. You think overall US EV sales which since you didn't provide info you don't understand, is the reason why China is overtaking Tesla as the leader in worldwide EV sales?

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/24/chin...echnology.html

Why do you hate Elon for bringing us "clean energy" vehicles, Space X, tunneling technology, brain to computer interfaces and free speech?

[Parkbandit]

Why do you hate Elon for bringing us "clean energy" vehicles, Space X, tunneling technology, brain to computer interfaces and free speech?

sErAn only likes free speech if he is told he agrees with it.