Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cops-id-s...160059789.html

"Man Accused of Killing 8 Outside Migrant Facility Has ‘Lengthy Rap Sheet’"

Well, that's the last we'll hear of that in the media.

I read some speculation he's illegal and had drugs on him as well. But haven't seen anything credible affirming that. I'm sure they'll release it when they release the mentally ill transgender mass murderer manifesto.

[Seran]

Another Conservative with an anti-LGBT agenda turned out to be exactly what he claimed of others. Texas Congressman Bryan Slaton said trans people were groomers, all the while he plied an underaged aide with alcohol until he could rape her.

State Rep. Bryan Slaton resigns ahead of expulsion vote over inappropriate relationship with aide

Rep. Bryan Slaton resigned from the Texas House on Monday after an investigation determined that he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 19-year-old woman on his staff, providing her with enough alcohol before their encounter that she felt dizzy and had double vision.

Pressure had mounted on the Royse City Republican to resign since Saturday, when the House General Investigative Committee released a 16-page report finding Slaton, who is 45 and married, had engaged in inappropriate sexual conduct with his aide. The committee of three Republicans and two Democrats recommended that Slaton be the first state representative expelled from the body since 1927.

Slaton's resignation, however, may not stop a planned Tuesday vote on a House resolution expelling him from office.

“In light of recent reports and the findings of the Texas House General Investigating Committee, Texas Right to Life PAC has decided to formally revoke our endorsement of Representative Bryan Slaton and is praying for a biblical response for all those involved,” Kimberlyn Schwartz, a spokesperson for the group, wrote in a statement.

Slaton was among the most socially conservative lawmakers in the chamber and had been one of this session’s loudest voices for cracking down on drag shows and decrying drag artists as “groomers” who want to sexualize kids.

The committee report said Slaton had invited the 19-year-old woman to his Austin apartment late March 31 and gave her a large cup of rum and coke, then refilled it twice — rendering her unable to “effectively consent to intercourse and could not indicate whether it was welcome or unwelcome.”

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/05...n-texas-house/

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Another Conservative with an anti-LGBT agenda turned out to be exactly what he claimed of others. Texas Congressman Bryan Slaton said trans people were groomers, all the while he plied an underaged aide with alcohol until he could rape her.

Hmmm. Even alleged criminals can be correct about transvestites grooming children. If he's found guilty by a jury of his peers he'll hopefully not be released on home arrest... oh wait, this is in Texas. He'll go to jail if found guilty. But transvestites are still grooming children and need to be stopped.

[Parkbandit]

Another Conservative with an anti-LGBT agenda turned out to be exactly what he claimed of others. Texas Congressman Bryan Slaton said trans people were groomers, all the while he plied an underaged aide with alcohol until he could rape her.

Just because he said something true and he did something wrong doesn't make what he said untrue.

We get it: You want the grooming of elementary children to continue unimpeded.

Sorry, normal people will never normalize pedophelia. I know this upsets you a great deal and that makes me extremely happy.

[Seran]

Just because he said something true and he did something wrong doesn't make what he said untrue.

We get it: You want the grooming of elementary children to continue unimpeded.

Sorry, normal people will never normalize pedophelia. I know this upsets you a great deal and that makes me extremely happy.

There was nothing true about it in the first place. Meanwhile, he was doing exactly what he falsely accused others doing. A concept made popular by the governors of Tennessee and Florida

[Parkbandit]

There was nothing true about it in the first place. Meanwhile, he was doing exactly what he falsely accused others doing. A concept made popular by the governors of Tennessee and Florida

He was grooming elementary children?

You sure about that?

I know you are desperate to find something you are right about... anything...

Maybe on your next post, try to tell us something you can relate to and have experience with?

Here are some proposed topics:

Pedophelia is just an age thing.. stop being such a boomer!

10 great ways to avoid employment!

How to apply for disability and receive free money!

Good hygiene is just a way the government wants to control you.

[Neveragain]

Another Conservative with an anti-LGBT agenda turned out to be exactly what he claimed of others. Texas Congressman Bryan Slaton said trans people were groomers, all the while he plied an underaged aide with alcohol until he could rape her.

Remember that fat pervy Democrat, that talked with a lisp, who was running a male prostitution ring out of his DC apartment and the Democrats didn't do shit? (Barney Frank and Beans)

Notice how the Texas Republicans kicked this guy to the curb, as well as the right to life group kicking him to the curb.?

Are any of us surprised by the Democrat hypocrisy?...No.

Remember when Clinton banged the intern in the oval office and Democrats still suckle Clinton dick like nothing happened...

[Seran]

Remember that fat pervy Democrat, that talked with a lisp, who was running a male prostitution ring out of his DC apartment and the Democrats didn't do shit? (Barney Frank and Beans)

Notice how the Texas Republicans kicked this guy to the curb, as well as the right to life group kicking him to the curb.?

Are any of us surprised by the Democrat hypocrisy?...No.

Remember when Clinton banged the intern in the oval office and Democrats still suckle Clinton dick like nothing happened...

No such recollection, were they an elected official trying to pass legislation outlawing what they were practicing? I welcome you supporting your own argument but I'm sure it is another fabrication on your part. Hell, it says something pretty significant that the only Democrat that any Republican can cite is a president who had an affair more twenty years ago. Two governors, Madison Cawthorn, a Texas State Legislature, meanwhile they're either boning their subordinates, paying them six figure salaries for no work, or drafting legislation inspired by their own sordid and criminal behavior. This just in the last two years. Well done Republicans!

[Neveragain]

No such recollection

That's because you're a fucking idiot.

"An elected official running a prostitution ring is totes OK, guys!"

[Seran]

Why would anyone believe anything you say that you couldn't source?