Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

https://tvpworld.com/69620835/us-nav...th-recruitment

Oh come on...

Why are Babylon Bee quips starting to be actual headlines?

And seriously, who thought that having a drag queen as a recruiter would be a good idea for the Navy? They are already made fun of for being the most sensitive of all the military branches (not including Coast Guard).

[Solkern]

In his defense, he has a deficit of friends. Or a debt of friends... he can never keep those strange and obscure words straight.

I already told you, I was suffering from jet lag, flying from NYC to Raleigh.
You know jet lag right PB? Can you tell us again how Trump suffered from jet lag?

I do love how you keep avoiding it, what’s wrong? Can’t share with us, on how jet lag works? Or you still don’t know? Please tell us how Trump suffered from jet lag again when he never changed time zones.

Or maybe tell us the differences between “you’re” and “your”?

[Parkbandit]

I already told you, I was suffering from jet lag, flying from NYC to Raleigh.
You know jet lag right PB? Can you tell us again how Trump suffered from jet lag?

I do love how you keep avoiding it, what’s wrong? Can’t share with us, on how jet lag works? Or you still don’t know? Please tell us how Trump suffered from jet lag again when you never changed time zones.

Or maybe tell us the differences between “you’re” and “your”?

I never claimed to be in the airline business where I deal with jet lag on a daily basis.

Or an English teacher where I deal with apostrophes every day.

[Methais]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...rams-czar.html

The most serious, existential threat to humanity.. and we put the most ill prepared politician in modern history in charge of it.

The AI will probably implement its own suicide code and self destruct after listening to Kamala for 5 minutes.


Like this:




4D chess.

[Solkern]

I never claimed to be in the airline business where I deal with jet lag on a daily basis.

Or an English teacher where I deal with apostrophes every day.

Oh I know, BASIC information is difficult for you, and basic grammar is just as hard.

PB: YOU NEED TO BE IN THE AIRLINE BUSINESS TO KNOW ABOUT JET LAG!! YOU NEED TO BE AN ENGLISH TEACHER TO KNOW HOW TO USE “YOU’RE” AND “YOUR”

Fucking idiot.

You live in a fucking English speaking country, apostrophes are everywhere, you post here everyday and see them every day! You deal with them everyday. Just wow, how dumb can you be, and how much more of a retarded excuse can you come up with?

[Solkern]

The AI will probably implement its own suicide code and self destruct after listening to Kamala for 5 minutes.


Like this:




4D chess.

That’s how I feel every time she talks.

[Parkbandit]

Oh I know, BASIC information is difficult for you, and basic grammar is just as hard.

PB: YOU NEED TO BE IN THE AIRLINE BUSINESS TO KNOW ABOUT JET LAG!! YOU NEED TO BE AN ENGLISH TEACHER TO KNOW HOW TO USE “YOU’RE” AND “YOUR”

Fucking idiot.

You're letting your triggered retardation show again.

I was making a point... albeit looking back, probably doesn't work with someone with your limited "abilities"...

You claim to be in the financial sector.. yet you flippantly use terms like debt and deficit interchangeably.

Someone who is actually in the financial sector wouldn't make that mistake.

So either you aren't in the financial sector (I mean really in.. not cleaning the bank after hours) or you are really, really bad at your job.

[Solkern]

You're letting your triggered retardation show again.

I was making a point... albeit looking back, probably doesn't work with someone with your limited "abilities"...

You claim to be in the financial sector.. yet you flippantly use terms like debt and deficit interchangeably.

Someone who is actually in the financial sector wouldn't make that mistake.

So either you aren't in the financial sector (I mean really in.. not cleaning the bank after hours) or you are really, really bad at your job.

You claim to not be an idiot, but can’t even use the most BASIC of grammar correctly, or know basic information. And you come up with the most AMAZING EXCUSES! Only English teachers know how use apostrophes because they deal with them everyday! Only people in the airline business know what jet lag is!

I guess you are a fucking idiot. Actually I don’t need to guess, you are.

[Seran]

Yeah, why don’t you share ALL the reasons, not just the one that fits whatever story you are specifically trying to paint?

The main reasons are also:
Shops in the area have struggled to regain the same levels of footfall that they enjoyed pre-pandemic — partly due to rising costs and the sustained popularity of remote work.

While crime is an issue, I love how you leave out important information that might make the point you are trying to make seem different.

Because that doesn't fit the dumb political rhetoric that Republicans have. 'Crime so bad, businesses close in Democrat ran city.' is a lot more click bait than, 'Major retailer closes store which hasn't turned a profit in five years amid an ongoing nationwide slump in sales.'

[Parkbandit]

You claim to not be an idiot, but can’t even use the most BASIC of grammar correctly, or know basic information. And you come up with the most AMAZING EXCUSES! Only English teachers know how use apostrophes because they deal with them everyday! Only people in the airline business know what jet lag is!

I guess you are a fucking idiot. Actually I don’t need to guess, you are.

I imagine you have this problem with most discussions here... but at least you try.



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Solkern