Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

House Republicans have released information about their budget plan, claiming a cut of $131 a year over the next ten years will somehow save the country over $3 trillion. I'm not sure about their math, but if that party is that ignorant about the budget process it would explain why the deficit shot up so much under the last administration.



https://www.businessinsider.com/repu...e-house-2023-3

Dude you don't even know how zeroes work.

Let's take a closer look:

claiming a cut of $131 a year over the next ten years will somehow save the country over $3 trillion. I'm not sure about their math...

$131

I'm not sure about their math

I'm not sure

All I know is that if the Biden White House is saying it would be a disaster, then chances are it's anything but. Because much like you, pretty much everything the Biden administration says and does is wrong and stupid, and all you do is mindlessly repeat what they tell you to say, because you're nothing but a retarded NPC.

Don't worry though dude, your welfare checks aren't going to stop showing up. Because that's the only thing you're worried about.


Just make all your posts like this, so they'll actually be factual:

I'm not sure

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/san-franc...211803798.html

"San Francisco supervisor Hillary Ronen begs for more police in her district after voting to defund in 2020"

2020 - "I want to make it clear that I believe strongly in defunding the police and reducing the number of officers on our force," Ronen wrote. "For decades we’ve had an imbalance in our city’s budget, with hundreds of millions of dollars going to SFPD to have them do work they are not qualified to do."

2023 - "I've been begging this department to give the Mission what it deserves in terms of police presence all year long," Ronen said. "And I have been told time and time and time and time again there are no officers that we can send to Mission."

ROFL.. fucking morons, who to dumb to realize it will eventually come for them.

Fuck her, and fuck her district. They voted her in, now suffer the consequences.

[~Rocktar~]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/san-franc...211803798.html

"San Francisco supervisor Hillary Ronen begs for more police in her district after voting to defund in 2020"

2020 - "I want to make it clear that I believe strongly in defunding the police and reducing the number of officers on our force," Ronen wrote. "For decades we’ve had an imbalance in our city’s budget, with hundreds of millions of dollars going to SFPD to have them do work they are not qualified to do."

2023 - "I've been begging this department to give the Mission what it deserves in terms of police presence all year long," Ronen said. "And I have been told time and time and time and time again there are no officers that we can send to Mission."

ROFL.. fucking morons, who to dumb to realize it will eventually come for them.

Fuck her, and fuck her district. They voted her in, now suffer the consequences.

LULZ

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/michigan-...205504391.html

"Michigan College Set to Host Graduation Services Segregated by Race, Ethnicity, and Sexual Identity"

Statement from the college: "In an email sent to community members that went viral on Twitter, the Michigan college’s Multicultural Affairs Office outlined that the school would be hosting “five unique graduation celebrations designed to honor our diverse graduates.”

Statement also from the college in response to inquiries: "The vast majority of graduating students who participate in these celebrations also choose to participate in our larger Commencement ceremony where degrees are conferred,” the spokesperson added. -

Obviously, there is no segregation going on. You, and yours, are just not allowed... due to your race.

Fucking... morons.

Want to know what those in power at this inclusive school thinks of minorities? Said in the exact same statement:

"These celebrations are an avenue for highlighting the key moment of graduation with the personal community that they hold dear. Celebrations include events for Multicultural Affairs, Lavender (LGBTQIA+), Asian, First-Generation and/or Low-Income, Black, Latinx, and Native communities,”

That's what they think of those communities... They're just poor, helpless people. Fucking racists, without knowing their racists.

So sad to see what we, as a society in America, have let "them" do to us all... instead of just being Americans, we're back to the 1800s where everyone is separated by their immutable characteristics. Fucking pathetic.

And you dipshits that go along with this shit, you're morons too.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/weapons-w...173255523.html

"“Blacks can utilize Antiblackness and racism against other Blacks,” she wrote, accusing Vetaw and Jenkins of creating “an unsafe and unhealthy work environment for Black people.”

This is what happens when morons are allowed to talk to one another. Thanks social media.

Oh.. and changing definitions randomly to fit a political agenda. I wonder who under 25 these days thinks racism applies to all - regardless of race.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/robin-dia...195511417.html

"Robin DiAngelo Advises People of Color to ‘Get Away from White People’"

Now just a month ago.. the Dilbert guy said "white people should get away from people of color" and was destroyed.

Now we have a white woman saying the exact same thing, just in a different way, and she's applauded.

ROFL... people are so fucking stupid.

Fucking liberals actually think they are not racist. HAHAHA... and the morons that don't get this, are fucking racist too.

[Seran]

There you go again, getting all worked up over opinion pierces like a Karen being denied an extra shot of pumpkin spice. It's really not that necessary to get triggered by every random thought guy find on the internet.

[Parkbandit]

There you go again, getting all worked up over opinion pierces like a Karen being denied an extra shot of pumpkin spice. It's really not that necessary to get triggered by every random thought guy find on the internet.

Imagine linking Business Insider as a source and then complaining about anyone else's source.

Like how fucking retarded are you?

[Seran]

Imagine linking Business Insider as a source and then complaining about anyone else's source.

Like how fucking retarded are you?

Uh huh.. So just who over at Business Insider owes you money, because your tendency to hate on any organization not ran by Fox is pretty indicative of butt hurt or a bad loan.

[Methais]

Uh huh.. So just who over at Business Insider owes you money, because your tendency to hate on any organization not ran by Fox is pretty indicative of butt hurt or a bad loan.

You love Fox though. It's all you watch. More than everyone else he combined.