Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Seran]

Wait....

So now Big Oil isn't profitable enough to invest in?

I wish your personalities would all get together and come up with one story and actually stick to it.

Your disorders are entertaining.. but confused is no way to go through life.

Where's your disconnect in logic? Big Oil has a shitty rate of return and the return isn't going to make any investor rich that isn't already rich. Their ROI average is not a discussion of profits.

Meanwhile, their profits are stupidly high and not being used for capital investments, which shows a company that is highly irresponsible with cash flows. That is a discussion of profits. Learn to read

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/racist-ai...174435991.html

"Racist Airlines? President Joe Biden Says Charging For Extra Legroom Seats 'Hits People Of Color The Most'"

"They’re unfair, and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially low-income folks and people of color."

Tell everyone you're racist, without saying you're a racist.

ROFL... the fucking moron doesn't even realize how racist he is, and the morons that agree with the above statement don't realize how racist they are.

[Parkbandit]

Where's your disconnect in logic? Big Oil has a shitty rate of return and the return isn't going to make any investor rich that isn't already rich. Their ROI average is not a discussion of profits.

Meanwhile, their profits are stupidly high and not being used for capital investments, which shows a company that is highly irresponsible with cash flows. That is a discussion of profits. Learn to read

So, Big Oil is recording stupidly high (a term you should never, ever use) profits and their stock price is remaining flat?

Why hasn't Big Oil called you for financial advice.. since they are just highly irresponsible with cash flows? You could save them so much as their CFO!

Do you have any specific examples of an oil company having very high profits and their stock price remaining relatively flat for the investor?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

So, Big Oil is recording stupidly high (a term you should never, ever use) profits and their stock price is remaining flat?

Why hasn't Big Oil called you for financial advice.. since they are just highly irresponsible with cash flows? You could save them so much as their CFO!

Do you have any specific examples of an oil company having very high profits and their stock price remaining relatively flat for the investor?

It's almost like his "Big Oil" narrative is completely made up. That, or he won't share how to make billions with the rest of the world since all we'd have to do is get on the same money train as "Big Oil". I wish I knew the ticker for "Big Oil". Any company with growing massive cash reserves is gonna be a winner.

[Methais]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/racist-ai...174435991.html

"Racist Airlines? President Joe Biden Says Charging For Extra Legroom Seats 'Hits People Of Color The Most'"

"They’re unfair, and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially low-income folks and people of color."

Tell everyone you're racist, without saying you're a racist.

ROFL... the fucking moron doesn't even realize how racist he is, and the morons that agree with the above statement don't realize how racist they are.

Is he saying black people are fat?

[Parkbandit]

It's almost like his "Big Oil" narrative is completely made up. That, or he won't share how to make billions with the rest of the world since all we'd have to do is get on the same money train as "Big Oil". I wish I knew the ticker for "Big Oil". Any company with growing massive cash reserves is gonna be a winner.

Or... he has no idea what he is actually talking about and is just regurgitating what he heard.

I'm going with that.

[Seran]

So, Big Oil is recording stupidly high (a term you should never, ever use) profits and their stock price is remaining flat?

Why hasn't Big Oil called you for financial advice.. since they are just highly irresponsible with cash flows? You could save them so much as their CFO!

Do you have any specific examples of an oil company having very high profits and their stock price remaining relatively flat for the investor?

You're confusing corporate malfeasance with incompetence, but it's clear you'll never understand the difference. Go invest all your money into Big Oil, I'm sure it'll pay as well as you deserve.

[Seran]

It's almost like his "Big Oil" narrative is completely made up. That, or he won't share how to make billions with the rest of the world since all we'd have to do is get on the same money train as "Big Oil". I wish I knew the ticker for "Big Oil". Any company with growing massive cash reserves is gonna be a winner.

You've posted quite a bit about stocks and yet you don't know what an ETF is? Man, what a loser. No wonder you're creaming your pants over a sub 10% return.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You've posted quite a bit about stocks and yet you don't know what an ETF is? Man, what a loser. No wonder you're creaming your pants over a sub 10% return.

That doesn't sound like a company with stupidly high profits. It almost sounds like you were making shit up to set up a strawman argument that you, as usual, cannot back up. Troll more bro.

[Parkbandit]

You're confusing corporate malfeasance with incompetence, but it's clear you'll never understand the difference. Go invest all your money into Big Oil, I'm sure it'll pay as well as you deserve.

I am. I invested quite a bit in EOM and CVX after the election because I knew what a Biden Administration would mean to the price of gas.

I can assure you that I'm getting far more than the 10% number you are claiming. Both stocks are more than double what they were.

I'll dump these stocks after the new Congress is sworn in and they put an end to the reckless energy policy of Biden.