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Thread: A thread for Ashliana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    This is correct. Also correct would have been:


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    Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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    CURRENT GOAL #1: 14% by 6/1/21
    CURRENT ACTUAL #1: 13.4%

    On pace to attainment:

    A special "thank you" is needed for Methais. He's doing the heavy lifting here... while having to no doubt hold his breath.
    Last edited by Parkbandit; 06-11-2021 at 08:30 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    plz interact with me moar. I hate love hate love you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In a Retarded Prison Of His Own Making View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana
    Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    CURRENT GOAL #1: 14% by 6/1/21
    CURRENT ACTUAL #1: 13.4%

    On pace to attainment:

    A special "thank you" is needed for Methais. He's doing the heavy lifting here... while having to no doubt hold his breath.


    Like clockwork.

    But look at you, Methais! Your hard-fought simping finally paid off -- recognition at last! Maybe he won't deliberately embarrass you again next time.

    Last edited by Ashliana; 06-11-2021 at 01:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    CURRENT GOAL #1: 14% by 6/1/21
    CURRENT ACTUAL #1: 13.4%

    On pace to attainment:

    A special "thank you" is needed for Methais. He's doing the heavy lifting here... while having to no doubt hold his breath.
    Whoa slow down there buddy....Ashliana has been doing extra chores around the house this week so that his grandma (his other grandma, the one who hasn't kicked him out yet) would let him stay up past his bedtime so that he can put you in your place by posting at right around midnight-1am every day, which doesn't even require his super important notifications to be involved.

    It was so important to him that I heard he even took a shower to help butter up grandma about his bedtime.


    1:07am CST
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    12:03am
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    1:01am
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
    1:30am
    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

    You got put in your place soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard and it's clear now that it's really Ashliana who has everyone else trapped in this thread.






















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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais' Daily Dose Of Simping For Parkbandit View Post
    Whoa slow down there buddy....Ashliana has been doing extra chores around the house this week so that his grandma (his other grandma, the one who hasn't kicked him out yet) would let him stay up past his bedtime so that he can put you in your place by posting at right around midnight-1am every day, which doesn't even require his super important notifications to be involved.

    It was so important to him that I heard he even took a shower to help butter up grandma about his bedtime.
    You should add a few details to your fantasy -- it's a little barebones. 4/10.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais
    1:07am CST

    12:03am

    1:01am

    1:30am

    You got put in your place soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard and it's clear now that it's really Ashliana who has everyone else trapped in this thread.
    We know you have longstanding control issues with your words being used against you, so it's no surprise you have issues with PB's logic being used against him. The fact that you've now had a second Alzheimer's Alert moment is worrying, though, Methais.

    Should we be scared for you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais
    PUT IN YOUR PLACE!
    Last edited by Ashliana; 06-11-2021 at 10:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
    Yep.

    Anyway, don't be mad at me because grandma said your new bedtime isn't permanent.

    Perhaps if you start showering more, grandma will continue to let you stay up past your bedtime so you can continue to post at midnight asking for attention. I know how incredibly important this thread is to you and all.

    Or at least stop shitting your pants. I can assure you that that will help you out.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais, Fervently Wishing His Dreams Would Become Reality View Post
    Yep.

    Anyway, don't be mad at me because grandma said your new bedtime isn't permanent.

    Perhaps if you start showering more, grandma will continue to let you stay up past your bedtime so you can continue to post at midnight asking for attention. I know how incredibly important this thread is to you and all.

    Or at least stop shitting your pants. I can assure you that that will help you out.
    You seem rather upset today, Methais. Or Big Mad, as one might put it. Why would that be?

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    Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In a Retarded Prison Of His Own Prison
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