Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
CURRENT GOAL #1: 14% by 6/1/21
CURRENT ACTUAL #1: 13.4%
On pace to attainment: ✔
A special "thank you" is needed for Methais. He's doing the heavy lifting here... while having to no doubt hold his breath.
Last edited by Parkbandit; 06-11-2021 at 08:30 AM.
Last edited by Ashliana; 06-11-2021 at 01:01 PM.
Whoa slow down there buddy....Ashliana has been doing extra chores around the house this week so that his grandma (his other grandma, the one who hasn't kicked him out yet) would let him stay up past his bedtime so that he can put you in your place by posting at right around midnight-1am every day, which doesn't even require his super important notifications to be involved.
It was so important to him that I heard he even took a shower to help butter up grandma about his bedtime.
1:07am CST
12:03am
1:01am
1:30am
You got put in your place soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard and it's clear now that it's really Ashliana who has everyone else trapped in this thread.
PUT IN YOUR PLACE!
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You should add a few details to your fantasy -- it's a little barebones. 4/10.
We know you have longstanding control issues with your words being used against you, so it's no surprise you have issues with PB's logic being used against him. The fact that you've now had a second Alzheimer's Alert moment is worrying, though, Methais.Originally Posted by Methais
Should we be scared for you?
Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais
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Last edited by Ashliana; 06-11-2021 at 10:28 AM.
Yep.
Anyway, don't be mad at me because grandma said your new bedtime isn't permanent.
Perhaps if you start showering more, grandma will continue to let you stay up past your bedtime so you can continue to post at midnight asking for attention. I know how incredibly important this thread is to you and all.
Or at least stop shitting your pants. I can assure you that that will help you out.
Was someone having a stroke when this happened?Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In a Retarded Prison Of His Own Prison