That's right! Good for you!
Like I said: Then you'd have something to criticize him for.
You're the one who contradicted yourself with no awareness of it. Perhaps you should put the cheetos down, wash your hands, and re-read.
Tell you what, buddy. Why don't we pick a neutral third party we both like and respect - like Tisket - and each send her a picture she can verify is us, and have her say who between the two of us is "fat and hairy"? Put up or shut up, dumbass. Spoiler Alert: You won't be winning.
Ah, more evidence-free claims from Parkbandit, combined with a flashing, neon sign that you require psychiatric care. Seek help soon.