Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[Parkbandit]

Remember a couple of years ago when Neil Young made a big stink about Joe Rogan "spreading misinformation" on Spotify, and Neil Young thought he was such hot shit that he pulled his music from Spotify to pressure them to drop Joe Rogan?

Well just a few days ago Neil Young came crawling back to Spotify.

His reasoning was the best part. Basically he said Amazon and Apple also had people spreading misinformation so he might as well just go back to Spotify. Talk about having no principles at all.

Joni Mitchell did the same exact thing.

"OMG THEY ARE SO BRAVE FOR STANDING UP FOR THEIR PRINCIPLES!" -Suckers in 2022

Nothing but silence in 2024.

These are the types of people that Seran looks up to as heroes.

If it weren't for double standards, they would have no standards at all.

[Methais]

Neuralink will prove to be the greatest technological advance since the first digital computer. The ability to directly convert human thought into binary code is going to change humanity on an epic scale.

In other words, it won't work at all for Seran.

[Methais]

Remember a couple of years ago when Neil Young made a big stink about Joe Rogan "spreading misinformation" on Spotify, and Neil Young thought he was such hot shit that he pulled his music from Spotify to pressure them to drop Joe Rogan?

Well just a few days ago Neil Young came crawling back to Spotify.

His reasoning was the best part. Basically he said Amazon and Apple also had people spreading misinformation so he might as well just go back to Spotify. Talk about having no principles at all.

These are the types of people that Seran looks up to as heroes.

The best part is how no one gave a fuck about him then and no one gives a fuck about him now.

[Suppressed Poet]

In other words, it won't work at all for Seran.

One more reason Seran hates Elon Musk.

[Methais]

One more reason Seran hates Elon Musk.

"iTs ElOnS fAuLt i'M a GiNoRmOu'S rEtArD!!!!" -Seran

[Anebriated]

Tesla has had a recall on every vehicle it ever made and it's self styled revolutionary toaster is a rust bucket. Tesla has failed on an engineering level, quality level, and manufacturing. Elon was too busy spouting racist replacement conspiracies to properly run the company.

My Telluride just got hit with a recall, apparently 1% of all models since 2020 have an issue where the brake doesn't hold while in park...

[Methais]

My Telluride just got hit with a recall, apparently 1% of all models since 2020 have an issue where the brake doesn't hold while in park...

THAT'S DIFFERENT BECAUSE ELON

[Methais]

[Anebriated]

Tesla has had a recall on every vehicle it ever made and it's self styled revolutionary toaster is a rust bucket. Tesla has failed on an engineering level, quality level, and manufacturing. Elon was too busy spouting racist replacement conspiracies to properly run the company.

Just out — Q1 2024 vehicle recall rankings are in:

Brand Vehicles Recalled

Ford 2.2M
Stellantis 963K
Honda 780K
Toyota 685K
Kia 652K
GM 626K
Hyundai 425K
Mercedes-Benz 281K
Subaru 228K

*Tesla: 2.4M (mostly over-the-air updates)

In total, there were 9.7 million vehicles recalled in the first quarter of 2024.

These figures are derived from three months of NHTSA data, courtesy of the latest report by BizzyCar.

Check out the full analysis here: https://carguymedia.com/49CSS3B

(Data via CDG Partner: @Bizzy_Car
#BizzyCarPartner)

[Seran]

Trying to pretend they weren't the biggest offender for recalls by moving them from the top of the list is hilarious. Tesla had the most recalls by volume of any manufacturer on that list, and the Cyber Truck accelerator critical recall isn't even factored into that list since it is quarter two.

Tesla, Inc.: 2,400,001 vehicles