Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[rolfard]

Subaru drivers take note, NOT recalled factory error could result in death from poisonous inhalation

https://www.clubwrx.net/threads/stro...bin.134616883/

[Anebriated]

yeah definitely dont look up the Jeep "death wobble".

[Suppressed Poet]

Last weekend while I was waiting to get my haircut, I talked to the owner of a Tesla truck. It looks to me like a modern day DeLorean but a truck. He said a full charge lasts about 350 miles and it’s totally capable of doing truck things. He was on a 2 year waiting list to get one and paid more than twice the cost of my well optioned Texas Edition F150 4x4. They’re not for me, but I think they’re pretty dope for what they are.

[Parkbandit]

Elon Musk's Accomplishments:

Created one of the very first online banks ever... which merged with another company to become Paypal.
Created the largest rocket ever to be launched - Starship Super Heavy
Created Starlink, to bring internet access to all parts of the planet
Created Neuralink, to help people with paralysis regain independence by connecting their brain with technology.



sErAn's accomplishments:

Once didn't shit his pants and went on the big boy potty.
Once made a post on these forums that wasn't retarded or full of grammatical errors.
Once took a shower without his mommy forcing him to do it.
Was able to get to the third grade through "No Child Left Behind" initiative.

[Methais]

Paralyzed man operates computer by thought. Fucking awesome job, Elon:



Now Seran hates paralyzed people.

If they tested this on Seran instead of the guy in the video they would think it didn't work.

[Methais]

sErAn's accomplishments:

Once didn't shit his pants and went on the big boy potty.
Once made a post on these forums that wasn't retarded or full of grammatical errors.
Once took a shower without his mommy forcing him to do it.
Was able to get to the third grade through "No Child Left Behind" initiative.

I don't believe any of this.

[Parkbandit]

I don't believe any of this.

I took some creative liberties. There has to be at least ONE post on here where we were like "God damn, that actually made sense"

Sure someone may have posted it for him.

[Neveragain]

Elon Musk's Accomplishments:

Created one of the very first online banks ever... which merged with another company to become Paypal.
Created the largest rocket ever to be launched - Starship Super Heavy
Created Starlink, to bring internet access to all parts of the planet
Created Neuralink, to help people with paralysis regain independence by connecting their brain with technology.



sErAn's accomplishments:

Once didn't shit his pants and went on the big boy potty.
Once made a post on these forums that wasn't retarded or full of grammatical errors.
Once took a shower without his mommy forcing him to do it.
Was able to get to the third grade through "No Child Left Behind" initiative.

Neuralink will prove to be the greatest technological advance since the first digital computer. The ability to directly convert human thought into binary code is going to change humanity on an epic scale.

[Parkbandit]

Neuralink will prove to be the greatest technological advance since the first digital computer. The ability to directly convert human thought into binary code is going to change humanity on an epic scale.

For better or for worse though?

[Tgo01]

Remember a couple of years ago when Neil Young made a big stink about Joe Rogan "spreading misinformation" on Spotify, and Neil Young thought he was such hot shit that he pulled his music from Spotify to pressure them to drop Joe Rogan?

Well just a few days ago Neil Young came crawling back to Spotify.

His reasoning was the best part. Basically he said Amazon and Apple also had people spreading misinformation so he might as well just go back to Spotify. Talk about having no principles at all.

These are the types of people that Seran looks up to as heroes.