Post Your Best One Liners with info

[zzentar]

I thought this thread was gonna be about how to pick up trashy women.



^ Is that a young Bob?

That would have been a short thread, just drop a dollar

[Donquix]

I love when old threads get bumped and I see a funny post and i'm like "i like this guy, who said that...oh it was me. Fuck yeah past self!"

[Lilith057]

This thread is not what I was expecting.

[Parkbandit]

Are those pants from outer space?

Because your ass looks out of this world in them!

[Silvean]

Because your ass looks out of this world in them!

Hey girl, my Gemstone 4 character is Elanthia famous.

[Wrathbringer]

Friend of mine once asked this chick if she'd like to dance, and it was really loud in there. She said no, so he says, much louder, " no, I said you look fat in those pants!"

[horibu]

Bump, thought of Zzentar today and thought I'd bump this thread that he helped start as it has a lot of useful info

[stormtov]

Bump all the old threads!

With the new "bank" verb I noticed it did not total your silvers so I made a quick and dirt exec and then remembered this thread. This enters the "bank account" command and totals your silver.

;e put "bank account";total = 0;loop{;line = get;if line =~ /[^:]+: (\d+)/;total += $1.to_i;end;break if line =~ /You currently have \d+/};respond "Total: " + total.to_s.reverse.gsub(/(\d{3})(?=\d)/, '\\1,').reverse

[Drunken Durfin]

Want to come back to my place and watch some porn on my big flat screen mirror?

[m444w]

Another banking related one:

;alias add --global withdraw=;eq   (parseable, noteOrSilvers) = "\?".split(' ');  re = /(?<number>[\d]*([,|.][\d]*)*)(?<factor>k|b|m)/i;  factors = {};  factors['k'] = 1000;  factors['m'] = factors['k'] * 1000;  if (m = parseable.match(re) );    toWithdraw =  ( m[:number].split(',').join.to_f * factors[ m[:factor].downcase ] ).to_i;  else ;    toWithdraw =  parseable.split(',').join.to_i;  end;  fput "withdraw #{toWithdraw}" + if noteOrSilvers then " #{noteOrSilvers}" else '' end

enhances the `withdraw` command to allow you to use commands like:

> withdraw 3k
> withdraw 3m
> withdraw 3,33k
> withdraw 3.5m
> withdraw 3,000,000
> withdraw 300

Ramladu just strode through a low arch.
>withdraw 3,000
[exec1]>withdraw 3000
Lord Obnox just went through a low arch.
>
The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 3000 silvers.
>deposit al
Usage:  DEPOSIT {amount}
>withdraw 3000
[exec1]>withdraw 3000
The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 3000 silvers.
>
Bisco just came through a low arch.
>deposit all
You have no acceptable notes to deposit here.
You deposit 9000 silvers into your account.  The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Ondreian.  Have a nice day!"


>
Bisco just went through a low arch.
>
 * Azaoti joins the adventure.
>withdraw 3k
[exec1]>withdraw 3000
The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 3000 silvers.
>deposit all
You have no acceptable notes to deposit here.
You deposit 3000 silvers into your account.  The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Ondreian.  Have a nice day!"


>withdraw 3m silver
[exec1]>withdraw 3000000 silver
The teller carefully records the transaction, and then hands you 3000000 silvers.
>deposit all
>
You have no acceptable notes to deposit here.
You deposit 3000000 silvers into your account.  The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Ondreian.  Have a nice day!"