I got these and thought it fitting to share them with you.
you ARE a redneck if....
I got these and thought it fitting to share them with you.
Here are a few more for those strong enough to continue.
Opinionated Bitch
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Hey don' knock the redneck swimming pool, I saw one at a college homecoming football game tailgate party and lets just say it was being put to great use!
R.I.P. Bushido Brown
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That redneck swimming pool also makes the world's largest beer cooler. And yes, it rocks for tailgate parties.
Once we used the same concept to turn our community shower in my old dorm into a huge swimming pool... we're just damn lucky the floor didn't cave in. We got away with it because it was the RA's idea.
[Edited on 5-28-2004 by Ganalon]
Originally Posted by Kranar
Tough times never last but tough people do. -Robert H Schuller.
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Hehe, those are pretty good. I've actually seen like 5 of those...(sent to me by my best friend because we joke my boyfriend is a redneck)
That backhair one though....is REALLY disturbing.
A friggin' huge war griffin says, "Dude, stop attacking me."
A friggin' huge war griffin asks, "Srsly, wtf?"
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oh good greif...the hair....the HAIR!
Polariz: All I really want is a smelly vagina rubbed on my nose
Here are some more.
PC RETARD HALL OF FAME
Senior Member
you might be a Redneck if.........The only time you get the trash outta your car is when the repossession occurs!
Redneck gas grill! edited to add this part!
[Edited on 5-28-2004 by Rowi]
"Why don't you put on a wooden beak and pick shit with the rest of the chickens?"
Senior Member
I want a toliet on my front porch. A toliet and an internet jack...ooh, and a mini fridge. A toliet, a mini fridge, and an internet jack on the front porch = heaven.
BTW the family portrait is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, yet it saddens my heart to know that was once acceptable in this world.
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