Goodbye food pyramid

[Keller]

I don't care whether you put it on a pyramid or plate, broccoli will never taste better than a bratwurst.

[NocturnalRob]

Butter, garlic, red pepper flakes...ah nevermind. You're right.

[Beguiler]

How about Rob's broccoli WITH bratwurst? Be adventurous, we CAN have it all! (Oh, and wrap your bratwurst in BACON!)

...that is all.

[Tgo01]

How about Rob's broccoli WITH bratwurst? Be adventurous, we CAN have it all! (Oh, and wrap your bratwurst in BACON!)

...that is all.

I think I'm going to pass on sampling Rob's bratwurst.

[Showal]

I don't care whether you put it on a pyramid or plate, broccoli will never taste better than a bratwurst.

It doesn't matter if they put it on a plate or a pyramid because the information behind the food that goes in or on either one is wrong.

[Latrinsorm]

How can you dislike broccoli? Good texture, functionally no taste. It's a healthier version of tortilla chips.

[NocturnalRob]

functionally no taste

This is neither true of broccoli nor of tortilla chips.

[Parkbandit]

How can you dislike broccoli? Good texture, functionally no taste. It's a healthier version of tortilla chips.

You might want to go see a doctor if you can't taste broccoli.

[Keller]

How can you dislike broccoli? Good texture, functionally no taste. It's a healthier version of tortilla chips.

I don't dislike broccoli.

But I will choose to eat a bratwurst over broccoli 100% of the time.

[Latrinsorm]

Functionally, gentlemen, functionally. Cover broccoli in cheese and it just tastes like cheese. This strategy does not work with watermelon, for instance, or Cheerios.