Food Porn

[AnticorRifling]

If that's not a pic from the movie 9 1/2 weeks you fail.

[NocturnalRob]

She barely beats my "if forehead > breasts, then no" rule.

Speaking of beating, excuse me...

[Kid Danger]

If that's not a pic from the movie 9 1/2 weeks you fail.

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[TheEschaton]

Giada can cook me a meal any day of the week. Only show I watch on the food network. Her husband looks like a huge dork.

[LMingrone]

YUMMMMMMMMMMMS

Swordfish Gorgonzola ~ fresh sword steak, grilled and baked with herb roasted red onions, chopped tomatoes and melted gorgonzola cheese. 23.95

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

Are you boiling your pizza?

[Methais]

Are you boiling your pizza?

No. Someone else is boiling their pizza.

[Methais]

Here you go, for people who like pork and cheap eats.

This is a "Boston Butt" - slow cooked for about 12-13 hours total. Started in a covered cast iron dutch oven - low and slow - and finished in the convection oven on medium high heat to caramelize the fat layer on the top and give it that nice dark color:

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Seasoned with:

-Salt/Pepper (1:1 Ratio)
-Rosemary
-Garlic Powder
-Paprika/Cayenne Pepper Mix (1:1 Ratio)
-Cinnamon/Sugar (1:5 Ratio)
-Liquid Smoke
-Worcestershire Sauce
-Beef Base
-Honey

Really easy recipe that I made up (I work as a professional cook / chef IRL).

Just coat it with all the dry seasonings, rub into each and every crevice first. Put it in the dutch oven with maybe 1/6 of the whole thing filled with water. Add the beef base (you can do cubes or rub the outside with bullion), liquid smoke, Worcestershire sauce. Cook like that for approximately 8-10 hours depending on the size. Once it comes off the bone relatively easily, you can add a layer of honey on top and finish it in the oven on about 350 F for 1 hour, rotate it once and braise after 30 minutes.

Alternatively, you can cook covered in the oven the entire time with water, or uncovered - making sure to braise at least once per hour. Either way works, but this is really good, healthy, and versatile. Also, where I live pork like this you can get for about $1.99 per pound if you buy 2. I usually cook one like this and then do one plain for our dog. Enjoy.

Looks like an old butt cheek with maggots on it.

Food porn is supposed to look good.

Like this boiled bacon that Jenny Myer cooked because her husband Al doesn't like all the grease from fried bacon on Sunday morning just before Lane's ski team tryouts with Roy Stalin who can ski the K-12:

[Stanley Burrell]

Also, penis-shaped bodies of water.