BLAME WHITEY!

[Parkbandit]

The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

Keys, 27, said she's read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead," according to an interview in the magazine's May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

Keys' AK-47 jewelry came as a surprise to her mother, who is quoted as telling Blender: "She wears what? That doesn't sound like Alicia." Keys' publicist, Theola Borden, said Keys was on vacation and unavailable for comment.

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I wonder which was the next great black leader... Notorious BIG or Tupac?

[Skeeter]

racism is funny.

[Gan]

LOL

[g++]

Tupac was going to lead me to a brighter day

[urmom]

I blame whitey for everything. Stubbed toe? FUCK YOU WHITEY!

[AnticorRifling]

Obviously when he said that thugs needed a place where they could kick it he was talking about the white house.

[Stanley Burrell]

The White Man invented AIDS so he could make all the bitches and hoes force us into wearing condoms and having unnatural sex and not getting head on first dates, even if you spend a lot of alcohol money on some hussy.

But don't worry, the AI machine rebellion is going to royally fuck us up indiscriminately. Robots don't give a fuck what color you are, they'll laser beam a bitch-ass. Beginning with Whitey, I have decided.

"Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it."

Fools better watch out.

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Also, I don't make an effort to post every inference I can about dumb white idiots getting high together (DWIGHT) in an attempt to quote tangential Internet references of racism from single figures to Klan rallies in order to explain how much I hate Obama because I need to sublimate on vBulletin, dipshit.

[Parkbandit]

Fools better watch out.

You would no doubt be targetted first.

[Stanley Burrell]

Fuck you, I play Xbox and have Master Chief paraphernalia, filthy human.

[DCSL]

I would have voted Tupac. Biggy irritated me.