post your lowest end roll crit kill

[Ososis]

Just realized he stole Roblar's swing for his made up bullshit.

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +586 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +112
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Subtacted 9 from the AS and 8 from the damage (cause that's how it works) Also that lovely ice age bullshit stick.

[BLZrizz]

You swing a --- claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant wizard!
AS: +428 vs DS: +382 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +33 = +113
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the giant wizard's insides to outsides!
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The giant wizard falls to the ground and dies.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a Grimswarm giant wizard suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A Grimswarm giant wizard appears somehow different.
The giant wizard no longer bristles with energy.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The translucent sphere fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
Your --- claidhmore fades some.

Non-head/neck death crit, open swing -- creature was wearing fulls. 60 points crit weighting on the swing.

[Viekn]

You swing a --- claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant wizard!

Don't want people to know you have a certain claid?

[Khariz]

Here's a fun one from tonight. I love when the mob's DS is higher than my AS and I get a crit kill anyway:

You swing a dark runic lor-hafted sledgehammer at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +578 vs DS: +580 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +76 = +118
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
[You have earned 50 prestige points.]
The troll cleric falls to the ground and dies.
The light blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dim aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The mote of white light next to a Grimswarm troll cleric disappears.

[Methais]

Don't want people to know you have a certain claid?

It's a cock shaped claidhmore.

[Khariz]

You swing a sigil-etched dark vultite claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant sorcerer!
AS: +552 vs DS: +500 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +18 = +113
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the giant sorcerer into shock which leads very quickly to death.
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The giant sorcerer falls to the ground and dies.

[Khariz]

You swing a sigil-etched dark vultite claidhmore at a Grimswarm orc witch!
AS: +558 vs DS: +570 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +84 = +116
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Awful slash nearly decapitates the orc witch!
That's one way to lose your head.
[You have earned 60 prestige points.]
The orc witch falls to the ground and dies.

[Methais]

I probably mentioned it earlier in the thread, but whoever Voln Fu kicked me and fumbled so bad that they ended up kicking themselves in the head and dying like 15+ years ago wins.

[Khariz]

I probably mentioned it earlier in the thread, but whoever Voln Fu kicked me and fumbled so bad that they ended up kicking themselves in the head and dying like 15+ years ago wins.

That is indeed hilarious

Siengfred attempts to kick Raggler!
MB: 28 vs MB: 429 = -401 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 1
Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into ground!

* Siengfred drops dead at your feet!

Siengfred seems a bit less imposing.
Siengfred becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Siengfred.
The white light leaves Siengfred.
The very powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The deep blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The air calms down around Siengfred.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Siengfred suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Siengfred's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Siengfred glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The bright luminescence fades from around Siengfred.

[Methais]

That is indeed hilarious

Siengfred attempts to kick Raggler!
MB: 28 vs MB: 429 = -401 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 1
Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into ground!

* Siengfred drops dead at your feet!

Siengfred seems a bit less imposing.
Siengfred becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Siengfred.
The white light leaves Siengfred.
The very powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The deep blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The air calms down around Siengfred.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Siengfred suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Siengfred's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Siengfred glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The bright luminescence fades from around Siengfred.