Tax season is coming.

[Solkern]

This is going to be a giant headache for me this year.

[Gelston]

Ok.

[Parkbandit]

This is going to be a giant headache for me this year.

LOL.

Just hire someone in the financial sector to do them for you.

[Suppressed Poet]

This is going to be a giant headache for me this year.

You need to find a small statured Jewish CPA man and hire him. If you pay him enough, those headaches become his headaches.

…Also, dump tea into the harbor.

[Solkern]

You need to find a small statured Jewish CPA man and hire him. If you pay him enough, those headaches become his headaches.

…Also, dump tea into the harbor.

Is there a place to find one? Like Home Depot for Mexican labor, where’s the spot for Jewish CPAs?

[Suppressed Poet]

You work for a big ass bank just like me. Surely you are friends with or know at least one Jew. Ask them. Guarantee you they know a good CPA & a jeweler that they can refer you to.

Edit: As an alternative, try your local Jewish temple on Saturday and wait for them to walk out. Look for little men dressed in formal attire with glasses & funny tiny sized hats. Pounce when you see one and say “Sholom” to start the convo.

[Parkbandit]

You work for a big ass bank just like me. Surely you are friends with or know at least one Jew. Ask them. Guarantee you they know a good CPA & a jeweler that they can refer you to.

Edit: As an alternative, try your local Jewish temple on Saturday and wait for them to walk out. Look for little men dressed in formal attire with glasses & funny tiny sized hats. Pounce when you see one and say “Sholom” to start the convo.

This is a first for me... someone who works in the financial sector not being able to figure out how to find a tax person.

Also, I use an old Italian guy who looks Jewish... but I went to college with him.

Problem is: He's too fucking honest and it drives me crazy. Like bro.. your job is to skirt the fucking line.. not stay 30' from the line for safety.

[Suppressed Poet]

Problem is: He's too fucking honest and it drives me crazy. Like bro.. your job is to skirt the fucking line.. not stay 30' from the line for safety.

I’ve had someone like that before. They have to consider it’s their ass on the line as the person advising you & preparing your return. Some of the tax code on the more complex matters is ambiguous and it becomes a question of risk tolerance.

[Solkern]

You work for a big ass bank just like me. Surely you are friends with or know at least one Jew. Ask them. Guarantee you they know a good CPA & a jeweler that they can refer you to.

Edit: As an alternative, try your local Jewish temple on Saturday and wait for them to walk out. Look for little men dressed in formal attire with glasses & funny tiny sized hats. Pounce when you see one and say “Sholom” to start the convo.

I’m still relatively new to this location, and I deal almost 99% abroad still. But I’ll ask around.

[Methais]

This is going to be a giant headache for me this year.

Thanks for letting us know.