The Game's Afoot -- Government Shutdown 2023

[Parkbandit]

Eh, most of the countries I've been to that use bidets almost exclusively do not use TP at all. My terps in Iraq asked me how to use toilet paper because they'd never used it before.

And they all have swamp ass.

We're talking about America.. the greatest country on the planet.

We don't view people who don't use any toilet paper in a very high standard.

[Suppressed Poet]

And they all have swamp ass.

We're talking about America.. the greatest country on the planet.

We don't view people who don't use any toilet paper in a very high standard.

I still hold them in higher regard than Seran who just shits his pants.

[Archigeek]

They do make bidets that will air dry your ass with nice warm air. You need to spend about $2000 for a nice Toto.

[Suppressed Poet]

They do make bidets that will air dry your ass with nice warm air. You need to spend about $2000 for a nice Toto.

Damn. I’m always a little late with my invention ideas.

The cheap Butt Buddy system I got from Amazon didn’t have that and doesn’t get used. I don’t leave product reviews, but for anyone that is curious…1 star review.

[Parkbandit]

Damn. I’m always a little late with my invention ideas.

The cheap Butt Buddy system I got from Amazon didn’t have that and doesn’t get used. I don’t leave product reviews, but for anyone that is curious…1 star review.

"Butt Buddy will spray your ass with a stream of water. You need to dry it off your damn self"

SP: 1 STAR REVIEW BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS DRYER!"

That's a case of the customer expectation being unreasonable.

[Suppressed Poet]

"Butt Buddy will spray your ass with a stream of water. You need to dry it off your damn self"

SP: 1 STAR REVIEW BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS DRYER!"

That's a case of the customer expectation being unreasonable.

Ha! Well there are other things as well that contribute to the 1 Star that I didn’t get into. You get what you pay for.

[Parkbandit]

Ha! Well there are other things as well that contribute to the 1 Star that I didn’t get into. You get what you pay for.

You should give it another shot. Never again will you reach back and wipe shit off your own asshole... you will clean it naturally with fresh water... THEN WIPE DRY WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER

[ClydeR]

You're getting way off topic. We're supposed to be discussing the imminent government shutdown. A bipartisan majority in the Senate wants to pass a bill to keep the government open until Nov. 17 while negotiations continue for a long-term plan. McCarthy says he won't let the House vote on the Senate bill.

[Suppressed Poet]

You're getting way off topic. We're supposed to be discussing the imminent government shutdown. A bipartisan majority in the Senate wants to pass a bill to keep the government open until Nov. 17 while negotiations continue for a long-term plan. McCarthy says he won't let the House vote on the Senate bill.

Shut up ClydeR! We’re discussing important shit.

[Suppressed Poet]

You should give it another shot. Never again will you reach back and wipe shit off your own asshole... you will clean it naturally with fresh water... THEN WIPE DRY WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER

I need to mess with it and adjust the water pressure or something, but sure. The last time I did use it I found it to be a cold hard invasion to my sweet virgin ass.