US Oil Producers Fail to Produce

[joeyb]

Since you're too stupid to understand words, what everyone gives Seran shit about is how he demonstrates every day that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and is just mindlessly repeating random words that he heard on TV. If you ever read his actual posts, it would be painfully obvious. Well maybe not to you, because you're a giant tard, but for normal people, yeah. The only rage involved comes from you when you're white knighting for him like you are now. The rest of us just laugh at him. And you.

Even the other leftists here know he's a colossal retard. So it makes total sense that you two are besties.

Anyway, I don't come here to read or post news. I come here to pass time at work by making fun of retards like you and Seran, which you still can't wrap your head around despite it being said to you 8497320942 times over the years, and then you continue to be raging mad all day every day over it. This is on top of the massive obsession boner you've had for me for years as it is. Why is that anyway? Did I kill you on the boulder in like '99 or something and you never got over it? Did I somehow hurt you? It's ok to talk about your feelings and tell me what has you so sad and upset to the point that you think about me all day every day and have no control over it.

But back on topic, tell me something, macguyver the gay porn fluffer...



...is that ^ the result of Seran having bad news sources? Or is it just Seran not knowing what the fuck he's talking about and just mindlessly repeating words that he heard someone else say without understanding the meaning of said words?

Since Seran won't tell us what "abstinence" is and how republicans are trying to block it, perhaps you could.

If not, then...

lol at this long post

you literally shit on the guy in this thread for using sources you don't think are reputable. i ask you for sources you think are reputable and you can't provide and deflect, because you don't want to name any because you know it'll get made fun of. lol "i only post here when i'm bored at work so i can be a clueless hypocrite moron, yet i've been doing it for 20 years and have tens of thousands of posts". lol

also lol x2 at you not being a rage poster. you've literally been obsessed with me since i made my first post in this forum. i'm not macguyver but like, you need a posting arch nemesis i guess to give meaning to your worthless life in bumblefuck arkansas or wherever you live so you project it onto me. get over it you fucking freak and stop crying

[Methais]

lol at this long post

you literally shit on the guy in this thread for using sources you don't think are reputable. i ask you for sources you think are reputable and you can't provide and deflect, because you don't want to name any because you know it'll get made fun of. lol "i only post here when i'm bored at work so i can be a clueless hypocrite moron, yet i've been doing it for 20 years and have tens of thousands of posts". lol

also lol x2 at you not being a rage poster. you've literally been obsessed with me since i made my first post in this forum. i'm not macguyver but like, you need a posting arch nemesis i guess to give meaning to your worthless life in bumblefuck arkansas or wherever you live so you project it onto me. get over it you fucking freak and stop crying

I don't think any news sources are reputable. They all have a political and/or profit driven agenda, and none of them tell the full truth.

According to Seran, everything he posts is 100% truth and has no spin. But only retards like you buy into that.

Anyway back to how stupid you are, you've literally already admitted multiple to being macguyver since you started posting on that account, you fucking retard. You were probably too stupid to realize it, which reinforces even more that you're macguyver.

Rage a little harder, loser.

And tell us what abstinence is and how republicans are trying to block it, since you're Seran's spokestard now.

I hope this post wasn't too long for your 17 IQ to handle.

[Seran]

Verbal diarrhea.

The fact you're too stupid and biased to believe any information source that isn't Alex Jones or a Tucker Carlson podcast is your shortcoming only. The country is being sold down the toilet by /your/ party. The wealth of 98% of the nation stolen by the oil companies you champion, innocents being killed by guns the NRA and your party champion and all the while you troll pointlessly. Go take a nap and let the adults talk.

[Methais]

The fact you're too stupid and biased to believe any information source that isn't Alex Jones or a Tucker Carlson podcast is your shortcoming only. The country is being sold down the toilet by /your/ party. The wealth of 98% of the nation stolen by the oil companies you champion, innocents being killed by guns the NRA and your party champion and all the while you troll pointlessly. Go take a nap and let the adults talk.

That's some hardcore projection you got going on there.

The only person here who watches Tucker Carlson (and probably Alex Jones too) is you. You consume more Fox News than everyone else here combined.

Feel free to quote any post to back up your claims though.

But first, tell us what abstinence is and how republicans are trying to block it.

[joeyb]

I don't think any news sources are reputable. They all have a political and/or profit driven agenda, and none of them tell the full truth.

According to Seran, everything he posts is 100% truth and has no spin. But only retards like you buy into that.

Anyway back to how stupid you are, you've literally already admitted multiple to being macguyver since you started posting on that account, you fucking retard. You were probably too stupid to realize it, which reinforces even more that you're macguyver.

Rage a little harder, loser.

And tell us what abstinence is and how republicans are trying to block it, since you're Seran's spokestard now.

I hope this post wasn't too long for your 17 IQ to handle.

lol you fucking brain dead moron. i've never admitted to 'being macguyver' once that wasn't in the context of making fun of you or dismissing you. i literally had no idea wtf you guys were talking about until someone explained it. i actually went and read a few posts of his and that makes this whole thing extra fucking stupid because nothing about our writing style or content is remotely similar. you just have nothing good to say back to me when i make fun of you and your whole existence is defined by a 30+ year old text based rpg/forum so you rage post against your made up forum enemy and that's fucking lol

"no news sources are reputable" lol deflect deflect

[Methais]

lol you fucking brain dead moron. i've never admitted to 'being macguyver' once that wasn't in the context of making fun of you or dismissing you. i literally had no idea wtf you guys were talking about until someone explained it. i actually went and read a few posts of his and that makes this whole thing extra fucking stupid because nothing about our writing style or content is remotely similar. you just have nothing good to say back to me when i make fun of you and your whole existence is defined by a 30+ year old text based rpg/forum so you rage post against your made up forum enemy and that's fucking lol

"no news sources are reputable" lol deflect deflect

Except you did when a while back you were talking about how you finally achieved your dream of being in gay porn. Which has been macguyver's (your) thing since the beginning.

That's aside from the part where you post and act exactly like macguyver in every other way too, which everybody has seen through since day 1, and that makes you very angry.

"I'm not macguyver guys, gosh I never even heard of him! Srs!"

you make fun of me and my whole existence is defined by being in gay porn and getting banned 9483494783204 times on a a 30+ year old text based rpg forum so I rage post against my made up forum enemy and that's fucking lol

This is correct.

[joeyb]

Except you did when a while back you were talking about how you finally achieved your dream of being in gay porn. Which has been macguyver's (your) thing since the beginning.

That's aside from the part where you post and act exactly like macguyver in every other way too, which everybody has seen through since day 1, and that makes you very angry.

"I'm not macguyver guys, gosh I never even heard of him! Srs!"



This is correct.

find the post and link it, so we can all read it in context and so i can again make fun of you for being a complete and utter loser moron.

lol sorry i can't be your posting nemesis, dude. i do wish macguyver were here so you could message board obsess over him rather than me.

[Methais]

find the post and link it, so we can all read it in context and so i can again make fun of you for being a complete and utter loser moron.

lol sorry i can't be your posting nemesis, dude. i do wish macguyver were here so you could message board obsess over him rather than me.

Sure thing macguyver!

and parkbandit stop posting. you are literally the worst poster

I'll get right on that.. after you finally make your dreams come true and break into the gay porn industry / scrape enough money together to buy a house.

yeah i did both of those things so stop posting

Haha, you’re in gay porn.

yes and i own a house.

go away

[Parkbandit]

Sure thing macguyver!

"I wuz just kidding guis!" - MacGuyver 2022

If you don't want to be outted as the beta cuck you are, MacGuyver.. stop humping the shit out of Methais' leg with every.new.alt.account.

Dumbass.

[joeyb]

Sure thing macguyver!

lol exactly what i thought

lol you fucking brain dead moron. i've never admitted to 'being macguyver' once that wasn't in the context of making fun of you or dismissing you

why are you so dumb and bad at this