Originally Posted by
kutter
Are you really using the exceptionally low statistical likelihood of being injured in a tornado to worker abuse? The odds of dying in a tornado, at least according some statisticians, is 1 in 5,693,092, they go on to list 10 things that are more likely to kill you than a tornado and guess what was on the list, COWS, that's right, you are more likely to die from a cow than a tornado, so shut the fuck up about worker abuse, accept that living and working involves risk and go back inside whatever basement you crawled out of.
The odds of dying at work due to tornado are skewed a bit when the management is like "There's a tornado coming. Keep making those candles, bitches" Then the employees try to leave, but get told they'll be fired if they do. Which in that case, is probably way more likely than death by cow. Unless you've just got some real ornery cows.
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